The Second to Last Unicorn
Creeno
I honestly couldn't resist. I might do more, but I doubt it.
Of all the ways Dean thought he'd be saved by Sam, this certainly wasn't it.
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He woke up alone, that was what he noticed first. He was alone and it was cold, really cold and there was something chafing his neck really badly. When he tried to scratch it, he immediately panicked at what he saw.
Instead of his normal calloused hand, he'd lifted up a giant grey hoof with white, flowing hair.
What was supposed to be a loud, what the fuck?! came out as a niiiii--! horsey and loud. He'd tried two more times to get out the expletive, but it didn't work.
Once Dean noticed the hooves, he noticed everything else in quick order as he stumbled to his feet— hooves— whatever! He had a long necked and when he looked down, he saw fur, stark white fur.
He gave another shrill panicked whinny as he kept going with his inspection, stomach(s?!) dropping to his knees (all four of them, holy shit).
His ankles had little tassle… things that were fucking girly looking above his hooves.
Long, flowing white tail was next as he scampered in a frantic circle, snorting and whinnying angrily. He was tied tight to a huge tree with a wide trunk, and no pulling on the rope did anything. It just aggravated Dean further.
Swiveling his head for the third time (goddamn rope, fucking chew it off and then I'm gonna go murder Sam—) he let out an unexpected shriek of pain as something connected from his forehead hit the tree trunk.
He strained to see it as he backed away in pain, cursing every known deity there ever fucking was until it dawned on him.
Oh, god.
He was a unicorn.
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Sam woke up to the sound of Dean's angry shrieks at about seven thirty in the morning.
Oh, this wasn't good.
He doesn't sound very happy. Came the light voice of his generous benefactor. She whinnied softly as Dean let loose another angry shriek.
"Don't worry Amalthea," Sam grinned weakly. "He'll get over it. Eventually."
Ahaha. No, I've never read The Last Unicorn, but the movie was great. Review!