Beware of the Garden Gnomes…dun dun dun…and on another episode of the Twilight Zone.
It all started the day before Monday but the day after Sunday. Darien was a very old primary school student. He's been kept down for 10 years all because he doesn't know how to spell "Antidisestablishmentarianism", this is because he clips his toenails every weekend and doesn't concentrate on studying like a good little monkey. Every so often something very unusual happens, and Darien turns into "TUXEDO MASK" but this isn't any tuxedo mask, this one is very fat, and he farts whenever he gets hit. The reason for all this is because he disobeyed the Garden Gnomes, and that was a very naughty thing to do. Now let me tell you about the Garden Gnomes. Most people think Garden Gnomes are just like little Santa's with fishing rods, but this is not true. Garden Gnomes are highly intelligent little mischievous creatures and they stole the Piskies magical piskie dust. Piskies are genetically modified from Pixies, but they don't like the Pixies so you have to call them Piskies. When the Garden Gnomes put the magical piskie dust on the Garden Herbs, they glow a hot pink, which attracts people into eating them, and they get high and turn into Garden Gnomes. This would be a terrible experience if it happened to you. Also, when the Garden Gnomes eat the Garden Herbs their brain inflates and they become extra smart, and they set really good booby traps, in which they catch people and force them to eat the garden herbs and turn into garden gnomes, so their army increases and they can take over Microsoft.
That was the first lovely and exciting introduction to "Beware of the Garden Gnomes". Stay tuned!!!
It all started the day before Monday but the day after Sunday. Darien was a very old primary school student. He's been kept down for 10 years all because he doesn't know how to spell "Antidisestablishmentarianism", this is because he clips his toenails every weekend and doesn't concentrate on studying like a good little monkey. Every so often something very unusual happens, and Darien turns into "TUXEDO MASK" but this isn't any tuxedo mask, this one is very fat, and he farts whenever he gets hit. The reason for all this is because he disobeyed the Garden Gnomes, and that was a very naughty thing to do. Now let me tell you about the Garden Gnomes. Most people think Garden Gnomes are just like little Santa's with fishing rods, but this is not true. Garden Gnomes are highly intelligent little mischievous creatures and they stole the Piskies magical piskie dust. Piskies are genetically modified from Pixies, but they don't like the Pixies so you have to call them Piskies. When the Garden Gnomes put the magical piskie dust on the Garden Herbs, they glow a hot pink, which attracts people into eating them, and they get high and turn into Garden Gnomes. This would be a terrible experience if it happened to you. Also, when the Garden Gnomes eat the Garden Herbs their brain inflates and they become extra smart, and they set really good booby traps, in which they catch people and force them to eat the garden herbs and turn into garden gnomes, so their army increases and they can take over Microsoft.
That was the first lovely and exciting introduction to "Beware of the Garden Gnomes". Stay tuned!!!