I've only seen the first five episodes, but that's OK, right?
BenderxFry robosexual-ness, so if you don't like than what the hell are you doing here? Read and review, kthxbye.
It was nearly seven o' clock; and Bender was late.
"Baby, come on," he whined into the comm. "Just wait a little longer, please!"
As a tinny voice came over the speaker, the majority of the PE crew lounged in various positions inside the kitchen: Leela shared the table with Amy, while the Doctor puttered about near the counter, ostensibly trying to make coffee. They were, however, obviously trying to eavesdrop on Bender's comm call.
Amy glanced at Leela in askance as the off-pitch diatribe from the comm's speaker grill began to wind down; Leela shook her head. Bender was too far away, and the voice too distorted for her to understand.
"But I'm on my way now!" Bender wailed. "I'm about to step into the tube -- you can hear the whooshing!" He frantically began to make whooshing noises, trying to imitate the sucking racket.
An off-key dial tone was the reply.
Bender sighed.
"Who was that, Bender?"
"Huh?" The robot looked over his shoulder at Leela. "My date for the concert -- who's really pissed off, since I'm late and everything..."
"Who's your date?" Amy asked suspiciously.
"Uh -- well --" Bender fidgeted and looked to the side. "I -- I can't tell you!"
"Bender!" Amy got to her feet, furious. "How could you? Fry wanted to go to that concert with you! They're going to play 'Walking on Sunshine'! It's his favorite song!"
"It is?" Zoidberg asked. He was ignored.
"That's right," Leela confirmed, frowning. "He's been excited about it for weeks."
"Exactly!" Amy cried. "And Bender's taking someone else!"
"I am?" Bender asked. Then his eyes widened just a little. "Uh -- yeah, that's right! I am!"
"That's a horrible thing to do, Bender! You're -- you're --" Amy pointed at him accusingly. "You're cheating on Fry, that's what you're doing!"
"Am not!" Bender shouted. "I can't cheat on Fry, because we're not going out! And we'd never go out, 'cause he's a guy and a human! And I'm late!" He took off through the door.
Amy sat down, and promptly started fuming. "I can't believe him," she said angrily. "I can't believe he'd give Fry's ticket away!"
"That reminds me." Leela looked around, as if expecting someone to pop out from behind the refrigerator. "Where is Fry, anyway?"
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The concert stared at 7:10. The public clock read 7:08.
Bender skidded to a stop outside the amphitheatre entrance. Fortunately, he didn't have to look around for his date, seeing as how the man was sitting on the steps waiting for him.
Fry glared at the robot as he clomped up the steps. "Why are you late?" he demanded. "I was about to go in without you!"
Bender offered him a hand up, and slung an arm around his shoulders. "I had to stock up on alcohol. You cleaned me out last night."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Fry muttered. "Let's just get inside..."
"You're really ungrateful, you know that? I had to screw so many fembots to get these tickets!"
"Youcheated on me!" the red-head snarled. "I didn't forget that!"
This time, Bender did not dispute the accusation. With his arm still over Fry's shoulders, and Fry's arm curling around his waist, the two entered the amphitheatre, squabbling every step of the way.