Disclaimer I don't own any of the stories mentioned but I wish I did

This is my first story on fanfiction so tell me how you think about it- faragon11

The scene opens and we see a typical news desk but the background of the room is a stadium with a flat stone stage for battling the camera focuses on a boy about 13 years old in a suit and a girl about 15 the boy straitens a stack of paper and begins to talk

faragon11: Hello and welcome to War of the Stories.

I'm faragon11 and this is Miss Black Shadow and we'll be your hosts for the battle. The rules are simple we will take nine characters from many of the most famous book of this age including Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Hitchhikers, Star Wars, Narnia, Robin Hood, Dracula, Treasure Island and Pirates of the Caribbean (aside) I know POTC is not a book but the script says it.

And then Characters fight each other in our arena until one falls out of the arena or technical knock out. To tell the order of fights here's Tammy."

Miss Black Shadow: Thanks faragon11 for the long….long….annoyingly long explanation. (Pause) I don't see the point in this Erik will win anyways. (A sound of a gun is heard off screen the camera turns quickly to the director)

(Director is holding a smoking gun and a sign that says "Stick to the #$$# script!")

Miss Black Shadow: (not shaken) Just try me!

Director: Gladly!

(Apparently our director is a bad shot and takes out the camera and camera man there is static and then every thing goes black.)

(Static then we sees the worried face of faragon11 as he rights the camera)

faragon11: (smiles) Good news everyone. Camera man #15 is okay! That and Miss Black Shadow didn't kill the director! It will just take a few…OH NO!
(An arrow is seen flying across screen. Screams of terror, then static)

(Faragon11 is back at desk, his hair is ruffled but he is okay. Miss Black Shadow is in her seat glowering, but puts on a fake smile for the camera and flips her red hair)

Miss Black Shadow: Sorry about the technical difficulties. This is not the first time our beloved director and I have had an…... artistic discussion.

faragon11: (he stares at Miss Black Shadow) ARTISTIC! YOU PRACTICALLY RIPPED HIS ARM OFF!

Miss Black Shadow (Looks confused) that's not artistic:… I've done worse.

faragon11: O.o Ok. Save the fighting for the ring. Who is up first?

Miss Black Shadow: The first round we have the Lord of the Rings vs. The Phantom of the Opera…. GO ERIK!

faragon11: (sigh and bangs head on desk)

End Transmission