A/N:

Hello guys! Its been a while and I hope you can forgive me but I've been really busy.

Anyway this is a Romamex collection of oneshots that had been on my mind since...well, a long time.

one reason I want to make this collection is because you don't see Romamex out there, even worse, I think I'm the first person to use "RomaMex".

Another is that there isn't a lot of Mexico fics either. I mean, sure she isnt cannon but she IS a country so that kinda makes her cannon...?

Ok Im going to stop. So I hope you guys enjoy this and I'll appreciate reviews and suggestions!

-Kaiga

5:45 P.M

"Hola, you've reached Maria. As you can tell no puedo contestar el telephono. So if it's really important call me again if not well, you can wait. Adios, tenga un buen dia!"

"Maria, its Lovino…again. Por favore rispondere al telefono. I…just tell me where you are!"

6:10

"Hola, you've reached Maria. As you can tell no puedo contestar el telephono. So if it's really important call me again if not well, you can wait. Adios, tenga un buen dia!"

"Maria! You better answer this phone! Where in God's name are you?! You stupido closet…It's empty! Maria!"

6:25

"Hola, you've reached Maria. As you can tell, no puedo contestar el tele-"

"Maledizione Maria! Why do you have a phone of you don't even ANSWER IT!? Stupid RAGAZZA! Get your ass back home! NOW!"

6:39

"Hola, you've reached Maria. As you can tell no puedo-"

"No puedes?' MY ASS! Maria! I called everyone! That's right ragazza! Everyone is looking for you! Even that idiota Spaniard and that stupido Americano! I'M looking for you. And when I find you …oh Maria!"

7: 30

"Hola, you've reached Maria-"

"Maria! If you don't call me back by eight thirty I'll…arghhh YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!"

8:30

"Hola you've reached Maria-"

"Why…why is your closet empty?...was..hahahah was it laundry day, haha stupida you forgot my clothes haha? Eh Maria? Your discs? You know, your dumb ranchero and salsa music. Along with Shakira and Jesse y Joy, where'd it go? Maria.."

9:17

"Hola, you've reached Maria. As -"

"Your still not home. You know because of you I didn't make dinner! Strega!"

10:50

"Hola-"

"….I've looked everywhere. Maria….please..come back. Im sorry. I-I didn't mean to…argh!"

Lovino sighed setting his cell down again for what seemed like the thousandth time. His hands meet his face in frustration. Slowly he rubbed his face trying to calm himself down but soon the fiery Italian found himself cursing and pinching his face.

Where was she, he asked himself. Where could she have left?

"Gesu Maria!"

Suddenly his phone rang and in lightning bolt speed he reached for it.

"MARIA! DIO MIO! Where are you!? Stupida ragazza! Tell me where you are right no-"

"Ey Lovi, Calmate! Its me Antonio."

Lovino rolled his eyes and cursed himself for not checking caller ID. Breathing slowly the Italian responded to his Spanish friend.

"Che cosa Toni? Have you heard from your Maria!?"

There was a small silenced followed by bitter tsk.

"Toni what is it?"

"Lovi…I.."

"Spit it out bastardo! Tell me! Where is Maria!"

"She went back to Mexico stupido! You lost your chance."

"What do you mean-"

Line cut off and Lovino couldn't help but look at the phone with a sour face.

yay first done! Ok sorry this came out a bit rushed but i promise this will be better!

Im thinking of adding another chapter during the week but that will all depend on the amount of HW i have so no guarantee ehehe

About the translations; I will do my best to add them but if you really want to know you can always goggle guys XD.

Ok gotta go!

-Kaiga!