Tony and Jeannie were at a supermarket, one Saturday. They walked by the fruits and vegetables.

"Master, can I have some peaches?"

"Now, Jeannie, you remember what they do to you."

"Yes, I know. But I remember how to counteract it. Please, Master!"

"Well, OK."

She kissed him. Then she put five peaches into the cart.

Meanwhile, a woman in her 30's watched them and shook her head in disgust. She discretely began following them around in the store.

Later, they went to the candy aisle. Jeannie picket up a can of butter mints.

"Master, can I have these, please?"

"Jeannie, remember what happened the last time you had them."

"But those were the enchanted ones my sister gave me."

"Oh, yes. Well, OK."

She put two cans in the cart.

They eventually paid for their groceries and left the store. The woman who was following them confronted them, at the entrance.

"Excuse me. My name is Edna Davis, and I am the head of the local Cocoa Beach Women's Liberation chapter. You, sir, are the biggest male chauvinist hog I've ever seen!"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Your poor wife calls you 'Master,' all the time! The very idea!" Then she turned to Jeannie. "Honey, you should get away from this man! No man should EVER be your master! You can stay with me for a while, if you'd like."

"Now, you listen to me, darling!," Jeannie shouted. "I have known dozens of men, in my time. And none of them is like this man. He is the kindest, sweetest, gentlest man I have ever known. Do you want to know why I call him 'Master?' Because he is a 'Masterpiece," that is why!"

Ms Davis shook her head. "Hmph! Well, I never!"

"You are a little hot in the head; let me cool you off!"

She blinked. A dark cloud settled over Ms Davis' head, and rained on her. It soaked her in just a few seconds! She ran, but it followed her. She finally got into her car and quickly drove off.

"Thanks, Jeannie."

"You are welcome, Master."

"Did you mean all those things you said about me?"

"Every one of them."

He gave her a long hug, and they kissed.

"Let's go out to eat tonight."

"Yes, Master!"