Quick evil-planning! I do not own Martin or YuGiOh.
Marik: Fuck you, Bakura! I don't need you pestering me all the time!
Bakura: What the bloody hell did I do?
Marik: Stop screaming at me!
Bakura: … Marik, I haven't said anything. All the screaming is in your head.
Marik: No… I… oh. Well, still, stop.
Bakura: *Bloody effeminate wankers…*
Marik: Anyway, I have a new plan to destroy Yugi Mutou!
Bakura: Does it have anything to do with socks?
Marik: … It has a lot to do with you giving me twenty dollars.
Bakura: Ugh… why am I friends with you?
Marik: I didn't know we were. You did friend me on Facebook but I took it as a formality.
Bakura: …
Marik: 'Cause, you know, you can't really not friend someone.
Bakura: …
Marik: Maybe if there was an 'acquaintance' button…
Bakura: Must we speak of Facebook? I'm still getting over MySpace…
Marik: Ah, I remember. You were a big fan.
Bakura: And they took the 'Adult Services' off Craigslist… now where will I go for people to kill?
Marik: … Everywhere. There are people… everywhere!
Bakura: *sigh*
Marik: You know what song would go really well with destroying the Pharaoh?
Bakura: Nothing by Ron Browz, right?
Marik: … Not anymore.
Dan Green: Hi, Dan Green here, come to tell you that Yugi Mutou has challenged you to a duel!
Marik: Tell him we ac-
Bakura: Decline.
Marik: What the hell, Bakura?
Bakura: We can't plan while dueling him! Well, I can't when you're telling me the wrong thing, and you can't period.
Marik: You know that's only the dubs. In the original Japanese version I was helping a lot!
Bakura: That's what the people on the forums say, but you can never trust them. It's like looking through 4Chan.
Dan Green: I'll just go tell him you've accepted.
Bakura: What? Wait! Damn you, Dan Green!
Ron Browz: Gimme twenty dollars, gimme twenty dollars, gimme twenty dollars!
Bakura: Marik?
Marik: … I only have fifteen on me.
Steve (Err): Like a boss.
Bakura: Where the hell is everyone else?
Ryou: Have you guys realized I haven't spoken in twelve episodes? Its not bloody fair!
Bakura: … Shut up, yadoushi, before I'm forced to beat you.
Marik: …
Ryou: That's only one canon situation. I like the ones where you're overly nice.
Marik: As do I.
Bakura: …
Marik: What? I love tendershipping.
Bakura: Gods… what did I do to deserve this?
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: The question is… what didn't you do to deserve this? Or… wait, yes. That was right.
Marik: Oh no…
The CGCPF: Thousands of years ago before Ron Browz became inexplicably popular you were the King of Thieves-
Bakura: I know. I've seen Season Five.
The CGCPF: Oh. Well, never mind.
Ryou: Anyway, I demand to be in the next episode.
Marik: Ask Martin. He answers everyone's messages.
Bakura: *snickers*
The CGCPF: Is there Wi-Fi in here?
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