Ruined Ch.1

I practically ran back to the Ravenclaw common room. I needed to talk to my closest friend, Luna. Immediately.

Rapping on the door with the bronze knocker, the cool voice began to speak from no particular area.

"Which came first, the phoenix or the fire?"

"Uh, it's.. It's kind of a circle of life thing, right?" I panted, making a circular motion with my index finger.

"Close enough."

The door silently swung open. I stepped inside and ran up to the fifth year girls' dorm room. I was a sixth year, but Luna was a year younger than me.

"Luna!" I shrilled as I thrust the door open. Thankfully, she was the only one in the room. She looked up from her latest edition of the Quibbler.

"Alice, what's wrong?" She worried.

"Draco Malfoy problems."

"Again? What is it this time?"

I started to pace, twirling a lock of my borderline-curly, waist length, purple hair. "I was just in Transfiguration, and our eyes met and he nodded politely at me! Why? He's Draco Malfoy! Why does he keep acting politely to me, a Mudblood?!" I was hysterical, but I had a point. Malfoys weren't polite to Mudbloods.

Luna looked at me sternly. "First off, Alice, don't use that word. Second, yes, it's weird. But look at the bright side... He's Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Sex God! He's being polite to you! Maybe he's interested in you! You could finally get laid!" Luna put on a dreamy, floaty exterior when we were in public, but she was totally a different person when it was the two of us.

"Luna! A nod, smile, or wink doesn't always mean 'let's go fuck in my bed'. Just because you and Justin Finch-Fletchy would look at each other and immediately go find the nearest deserted corridor doesn't mean that I'm like that, too."

"Look. I've fucked Neville Longbottom, Justin Finch-Fletchy (multiple times), Seamus Finnigan, Blaise Zabini, Zacharias Smith, George Weasley, Ernie Macmillan, and even Hannah Abbott and I'm a year younger than you. You're still a bloody virgin! Step it up! The wrackspurts aren't getting to your head, are they?" She asked, genuinely worried. "Here, I have an extra pair of Spectrespecs in here somewhere..." She trailed off, rummaging through her bag.

"Luna, I don't need any Spectrespecs. I-"

"No! You haven't even made it to first base. You know what? I'm setting you up on a fuck date, and there's nothing you can do about it!"

"Lu-"

"Nope! Out! I have to plan! There's a lot of men in Hogwarts, and if you don't skedaddle I will set your date up with threstral!"

There was no use arguing. Once Luna set her mind on something, there was no stopping her. Nothing at all could put a wrench in her works.

I got up and left the room. I was seriously shaken up, as I was about to be set up by my closest friend to have my innocence taken away by a complete stranger (there were a lot of males in this school! I haven't even spoken to a quarter of them!).

I wasn't ready for sex.