Writing Prompt #3:
"Why is he bleeding?"
"Because he's an idiot."
"I didn't know that idiocy caused people to start spontaneously bleeding from the nose."
"I think it's a new phenomenon."
"Edward," the Colonel called the teenage State Alchemist into his office. The blonde, who had been sitting in the outer office beside Lieutenant Havoc - Mustang could swear he was the kid's favorite Lieutenant - stood and followed the Colonel into his office.
"What is it, Musty?" Ed asked as he collapsed on the couch and threw his feet on the coffee table. Mustang hated it when the kid did that.
"Could you take your feet off of my coffee table?" the Colonel asked in an annoyed tone. The teenager shoved his feet off the table, crossing his arms over his chest. "Is there a reasoned Lieutenant Horan is bleeding in the med wing?"
"Because he's an idiot," Ed answered simply. He didn't need to explain everything that happened when he spoke to people to Mustang.
"I didn't know what idiocy caused people to start spontaneously bleeding from the nose," Mustang responded.
"I think it's a new phenomenon."