I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I've lost it, well I was bored, this is what happens when fanfic writers get bored ok, so bear with me!
The Ice Days:
The Ice-Skating Lesson
By Ryoken
They didn't want to go. But she made them go anyway because they weren't doing anything at all.
"But Seacia, we don't know how to ice-skate!!!" Zephon complained.
"That's why I'm gonna teach you, silly!" She answered. They were headed to a small patch of ice in Dumah's territory that Seacia had found that morning and that's what got her inspired to at least get them to TRY ice-skating.
"Are you sure it's safe? I mean, it's probably not able to hold all of us on it at one time and-"
"Don't be such a baby, Melchah. I tested it out myself and it's perfectly fine! Now quit whining!" She laughed. They reached the spot where the ice was and it was bigger than her description.
"Ok Seacia, since you got us out here, you go first!!" Rahab retorted.
"All righty, I will!!" She took a few steps back and ran to the ice till she was on it and started skating around. "See, it isn't going to hurt you!!" She said as they watched in amazement at her moving without taking very many steps. She slid up to Raziel, took his hand, and pulled him onto the ice. Seacia let go of him and he started waving his arms madly to keep his balance. His brothers laughed at his folly as he tried to get the hang of it.
"Oh yeah, why don't you try it then?!" He shouted. His brothers got an evil gleam in his eye and pushed Melchah onto the slippery, frozen water. He simply fell on his face. Every time he tried to get back his feet, he fell down once more. The other brothers were laughing their bloody heads off. Seacia grinned an evil grin and skated over to them. They were laughing to hard to notice her. She went behind them and pushed them all onto the ice. They too, fell flat on their faces.
"OW, what'd you do that for?!?!" Zephon said as he carefully tried to get on his feet.
"You shouldn't laugh at others for things that you can't do yourself, you know," she said as she grinned evilly at them. Once Zephon was able to get on his feet, as the others, Melchah clumsily tried keeping his balance by grabbing Zephon's shoulder, which brought them both tumbling to the ground.
"Ok Seacia, enough games. Are you gonna teach us how to skate or not?!" Turel demanded.
"Yes, yes. Ok, everybody get back onto the snow," she commanded. They were very happy to do so as they could get back on their own feet. She slid out in front of them on the ice and said "First of all, you gotta keep your balance." She tried not to picture the collapsing brothers on the ice as she instructed them. It was too hilarious. "It's like walking: once you know how to do it, you never forget how. Anywho, who wants to volunteer?" None came forth. "If you don't volunteer, then I'm gonna choose one of you, whether you like it or not!"
They all said "Melchah." At the same time and Melchah frowned.
"Turel, come out here," she ordered as she pointed at him. He groaned in complaint, but obeyed. As soon as he touched the ice, he was slipping around again. She caught him just before he fell. She helped him back up and held onto one of his clawed hands. Then she began to slowly skate around the ice, still holding onto his hand, and he cursed like crazy at her. "Come on, Turel, you gotta keep your balance!!" She said as she laughed. He began to get the message (finally) and tried to stand up straight while she skated around. Just when he thought he'd gotten how to do it, she let go of his hand and he started skating off to the opposite bank. "Use your claws to stop, Turel!" When she said claws, he thought she meant the ones of his hands, not his feet. Though he did stop, it looked utterly ridiculous. She laughed and yelled out "Not with your hands, silly!" Realizing the mistake he had made, he blushed and got back onto his feet. It wasn't easy. "Ok, think you can skate on over here?" She shouted.
"Yeah!" He shouted confidently back. With a smile on his face, he did his best to get whatever speed he could muster on his feet and when he was almost to the other side, he tried to do a trick by skating on one foot, but lost his balance and slid the rest of the way back on his ass.
"Ok, who's next?!" Seacia shouted and grinned. This went on till she had gone through them all. "Well, that's all you guys really need to know!" They looked at her with surprise and confusion.
"THAT'S IT?!?!?! THAT'S WHAT YOU DRAGGED US OUT HERE TO DO?!?!?!" Zephon yelled.
She smiled sweetly. "Yes, and you guys are very fast learners..." Zephon then fell over.
"That's it! I'm going back to my clan where it's warm!" Zephon said and stomped back off towards the human cathedral. She shrugged and went back out onto the ice. They watched at her skate backwards and do small little things that impressed them. Then they went onto the ice and tried to do it themselves. They were just beginning to able to skate backwards when Dumah noticed someone was watching them.
"Aw shit, it's Kain!!" He cried out and they all tried to stop where they were, though Melchah couldn't stop and landed in a pile of snow.
"What ARE you doing?!" Kain questioned. He didn't look all too pleased until Seacia skated past him and said "Ice-skating!". "Ice-skating?" He said as he raised one eyebrow at them. Surprisingly, he chuckled and grinned at them. "Go ahead and 'skate' around if you wish, just so long as you don't involve me."
"Aww, now where's the fun in that, Kain?" Seacia teased. He smiled evilly and teleported himself out before Seacia could drag him out onto the ice. They skated (and fell down on their faces) until dawn was almost upon them and headed for their clans to sleep.
The Ice Days:
The Ice-Skating Lesson
By Ryoken
They didn't want to go. But she made them go anyway because they weren't doing anything at all.
"But Seacia, we don't know how to ice-skate!!!" Zephon complained.
"That's why I'm gonna teach you, silly!" She answered. They were headed to a small patch of ice in Dumah's territory that Seacia had found that morning and that's what got her inspired to at least get them to TRY ice-skating.
"Are you sure it's safe? I mean, it's probably not able to hold all of us on it at one time and-"
"Don't be such a baby, Melchah. I tested it out myself and it's perfectly fine! Now quit whining!" She laughed. They reached the spot where the ice was and it was bigger than her description.
"Ok Seacia, since you got us out here, you go first!!" Rahab retorted.
"All righty, I will!!" She took a few steps back and ran to the ice till she was on it and started skating around. "See, it isn't going to hurt you!!" She said as they watched in amazement at her moving without taking very many steps. She slid up to Raziel, took his hand, and pulled him onto the ice. Seacia let go of him and he started waving his arms madly to keep his balance. His brothers laughed at his folly as he tried to get the hang of it.
"Oh yeah, why don't you try it then?!" He shouted. His brothers got an evil gleam in his eye and pushed Melchah onto the slippery, frozen water. He simply fell on his face. Every time he tried to get back his feet, he fell down once more. The other brothers were laughing their bloody heads off. Seacia grinned an evil grin and skated over to them. They were laughing to hard to notice her. She went behind them and pushed them all onto the ice. They too, fell flat on their faces.
"OW, what'd you do that for?!?!" Zephon said as he carefully tried to get on his feet.
"You shouldn't laugh at others for things that you can't do yourself, you know," she said as she grinned evilly at them. Once Zephon was able to get on his feet, as the others, Melchah clumsily tried keeping his balance by grabbing Zephon's shoulder, which brought them both tumbling to the ground.
"Ok Seacia, enough games. Are you gonna teach us how to skate or not?!" Turel demanded.
"Yes, yes. Ok, everybody get back onto the snow," she commanded. They were very happy to do so as they could get back on their own feet. She slid out in front of them on the ice and said "First of all, you gotta keep your balance." She tried not to picture the collapsing brothers on the ice as she instructed them. It was too hilarious. "It's like walking: once you know how to do it, you never forget how. Anywho, who wants to volunteer?" None came forth. "If you don't volunteer, then I'm gonna choose one of you, whether you like it or not!"
They all said "Melchah." At the same time and Melchah frowned.
"Turel, come out here," she ordered as she pointed at him. He groaned in complaint, but obeyed. As soon as he touched the ice, he was slipping around again. She caught him just before he fell. She helped him back up and held onto one of his clawed hands. Then she began to slowly skate around the ice, still holding onto his hand, and he cursed like crazy at her. "Come on, Turel, you gotta keep your balance!!" She said as she laughed. He began to get the message (finally) and tried to stand up straight while she skated around. Just when he thought he'd gotten how to do it, she let go of his hand and he started skating off to the opposite bank. "Use your claws to stop, Turel!" When she said claws, he thought she meant the ones of his hands, not his feet. Though he did stop, it looked utterly ridiculous. She laughed and yelled out "Not with your hands, silly!" Realizing the mistake he had made, he blushed and got back onto his feet. It wasn't easy. "Ok, think you can skate on over here?" She shouted.
"Yeah!" He shouted confidently back. With a smile on his face, he did his best to get whatever speed he could muster on his feet and when he was almost to the other side, he tried to do a trick by skating on one foot, but lost his balance and slid the rest of the way back on his ass.
"Ok, who's next?!" Seacia shouted and grinned. This went on till she had gone through them all. "Well, that's all you guys really need to know!" They looked at her with surprise and confusion.
"THAT'S IT?!?!?! THAT'S WHAT YOU DRAGGED US OUT HERE TO DO?!?!?!" Zephon yelled.
She smiled sweetly. "Yes, and you guys are very fast learners..." Zephon then fell over.
"That's it! I'm going back to my clan where it's warm!" Zephon said and stomped back off towards the human cathedral. She shrugged and went back out onto the ice. They watched at her skate backwards and do small little things that impressed them. Then they went onto the ice and tried to do it themselves. They were just beginning to able to skate backwards when Dumah noticed someone was watching them.
"Aw shit, it's Kain!!" He cried out and they all tried to stop where they were, though Melchah couldn't stop and landed in a pile of snow.
"What ARE you doing?!" Kain questioned. He didn't look all too pleased until Seacia skated past him and said "Ice-skating!". "Ice-skating?" He said as he raised one eyebrow at them. Surprisingly, he chuckled and grinned at them. "Go ahead and 'skate' around if you wish, just so long as you don't involve me."
"Aww, now where's the fun in that, Kain?" Seacia teased. He smiled evilly and teleported himself out before Seacia could drag him out onto the ice. They skated (and fell down on their faces) until dawn was almost upon them and headed for their clans to sleep.