Not so stories Chapter 1: Why the wild Kyoya has no clothes
Now, best beloved, would you like me to tell you a story? well, then get off the computer and LISTEN!
In the days when the world was still very young, there was a small man named Kyoya, but we shall call him YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man.
well one day YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man was walking down the Road (which was then called the Arpoginak) he met a very excitable little person named A LION, which was then called MIST%ER M88m77 so when he met MIST%ER M88m77, the small YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man said "well that is a very fine looking A LION" But then MIST%ER M88M77 ate him.
but the small little Kyoya saw this, his stomped, and jumped, and he danced little jigs where he wasn't supposed to (for the A LION was a very big small A LION) so the lion cried, and whined, and he said things that he wasn't supposed to say.
When the little Kyoya (whom we are to call YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man) saw this, he said "If you walk over to west 9th street, I may think about getting out. but the big small MIST%ER M88m77 heard this, he said "I do not want to let you out, because you taste nice.
Well the YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man pulled, and he bit, and he stomped where he wasn't supposed to, so the lion said, "I am at west 9th street" so the YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man looked out of the A LION's eye, and said "I am thinking that this is not West 9th street" Well, the small big MIST%ER M88m77 roared and the small little YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man jumped out, but the Big small A LION shut his mouth very hard, and caught the inside of the small YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man on the inside of his face. (and that is why the little Kyoya man has the small cuts on the inside of his small face)
and he said "you promise not to call me mister ARPOGINAK face (which you must remember meant road) and the little YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man promised. the little MIST%ER M88m77 made him cut a promise cloth out of the inside fur of his left french-fry comb (the one that the little Kyoya man loved very much) and the YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man did.
well, three months after that tiring trip, the little YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man found a bone. he liked it and put it on the inside of his hair, and that was the first ever hair clip. now the little YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man came across a lion trap and he was curious to see how it worked.
So he jumped in it and died.
after that the A LION came and saw the small dead YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man and said, "well now that he is gone, I shall now have his clothes". and took them, but the YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man's shirt was much too small for him and it ripped down the middle.
well since the A LION (which you should call him MIST%ER M88m77 out of respect) took all of the small YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man's clothes, he came and followed him around till he got his clothe back, except for his cowboy hat, and wore the ripped shirt all the same. and that is how the little YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! man has no clothes.