Oh. My. God. What is the matter with me? I get these ideas in my
hallucinating mind and they just don't go away… Sigh… Please, lock me up
now, before I cause harm. But then I wouldn't be able to write anymore.
Gah! It's a dilemna folks! The safety of the public versus my creative
moments! Anyways, enjoy… ^_^
Disclaimer: Ranma ½ and the characters portrayed in this fic are all property of Rumiko Takahashi, not me. I mean, really, do you think I'd be writing fiction if I owned them? No, I'd be too busy bringing them to life in my top secret laboratory…. Mwahahahaha… Oh, is it time for my medication already?
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It was just a normal day in Nerima for the families Tendo and Saotome. Well, what they considered normal anyways. For anyone else, it would have been enough to send them around the bend, off the edge, into the comfortable oblivion of insaneness… you get the idea. After all, Ranma had only been changed into a girl twice, gone into the Cat Fist trance once, and whapped Genma into the fishpond a couple of times. And it was already lunchtime. Hmmm… At this rate, it was going to be a pretty boring day rather than a normal one.
Akane poured hot water over Ranma's head… again.
"Ranma, you know, sometimes I've got to wonder how you can be so good at Martial Arts - I mean, it takes a certain degree of co-ordination, and well, you're so clumsy at times - especially around water!"
"Yeah, Akane, and you're a ballet dancer yourself there… And besides, 95% of the time I get wet it isn't my fault! It's either the rain, my dad, or you thwacking me for no reason into a pond or river or puddle or stream or lake or pool or tributary or watering hole or ocean or sea or inlet or bay or creek or… wow! This book is really good!"
Ranma held up a book entitled "Water, and where to find it." Akane wanted to give him a good kick into the nearest wet location, but didn't want to prove him right. Cause after all, she wouldn't want to give the big jerk a chance to say that he told her so.
"Hmm, reading, Ranma? I'm impressed! I didn't think you had made it out of your 123's and ABC's yet. You certainly don't pay attention in class - sleeping half the time, and you're looking out the window the rest of the time."
"Wow, Akane, seems like you spend your whole day at school watching me!"
"I DO NOT!!! I… I… I've just happened to notice that whenever I'm looking in your general direction, that's all! I'd never waste my time staring at a perverted creep like you! Not in a million years, not even if you paid me!"
"Not that I'd want to be leered at by a tomboy like you either Akane. Man, chill out, why don't you. I was only making a joke. Geez. Should have known that an uncute girl like you would have taken it the wrong way."
Akane snorted and walked off. There was only so much teasing she could take from Ranma, and normally, she would have malleted him by now, but she just wasn't in the mood for it today. Ranma scratched his head and wondered why he didn't have a concussion, but then figured he should just count himself lucky, and not press the matter further. Down the street he spotted what looked like a mini-mob heading towards the Tendo yard.
"Oh, great! Should have known my luck wouldn't hold out. Huh. There's Shampoo and of course, Mousse trailing after her. Oh, and Ukyo! Maybe she'll make me an okonomiyaki, and that way I won't have to eat anything Akane might make, what with Kasumi being away for the day! Aww, crap. Kuno and Kodachi are coming too. Only one missing is Ryoga, no, wait, there he is as well. What is this? Pick on Ranma day? Um, hi guys? What's up?"
All six of them started talking at once. Ranma couldn't make out a single word from any of them in the utter confusion. Akane heard the commotion and wandered back over. After a few futile attempts to make any sense out of the group, and a couple of subtle tries at getting a word in edgewise, she took matters into her own hands.
"SHUT UP!!!!! One at a time! What the heck is so important that you all had to come over here and ruin what was a perfectly boring day?"
The six teens were shocked into silence by the shout from Akane. They looked at each other and then at Ranma and Akane, and once again, started talking in tandem.
"….Demon…. Trouble…. Curse…. Ack!"
That was about the only words that either Ranma or Akane could get out of the six conversations going at once. They looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. Oh well. Sooner or later they'd get the story.
Just as the group was starting to calm down, the wind picked up with an eerie howl. The trees rustled uneasily, as leaves were blown off. Dark, menacing clouds gathered across the sky, and the sunlight faded.
"Oh no! It's happening! What are we going to do?" shouted Mousse.
"What? What's happening? You guys aren't making any sense! So there's gonna be a little storm. Don't tell me you are all afraid of a little thunder and lightening."
"Ha! With thine feebled mind, thou cannot imagine the sheer intensity of what has been foretold to happen. This is no mere display of meteorologic power, but an untold menacement of our very lifes as we know it!"
"…….."
"Um, Kuno? English please?"
"Oh for Kami's sake, Kuno, keep your trap shut! Okay Ranma honey, here's what's going on. There's a new demon in town looking to cause some trouble. And of course, since you seem to have some sort of magnetic attraction for anything remotely resembling trouble, it's on its way here. Now, this isn't your average everyday demon…"
Ranma interupted with a smirk and a light laugh.
"Oooh, I'm scared…. The evil demon is gonna get me. Yeah, right. Like I'm not gonna pummel it right back to where it came from."
Before anyone could say anything else, the darkest cloud in the sky suddenly descended and begain taking form. The vapor massed into an evil horned being. Ranma took a battle stance, and prepared for battle.
"Haha mortal! I come not for a fight, but to spread my chaos through your universe as you know it! Let me make myself known to you! I am Lord Dayzenai, Demon of the Crossover! I am here to impose a crossover curse on you and your friends and enemies!"
Ranma and the gang didn't look particularily impressed at this statement.
"Um, Mr. Demon? Sorry to tell you, but crossovers? Been there, done that, have about 50 T-shirts. Sailor Moon? So tired of that scene. DragonBall Z? Boorrrrinngg… Tenchi Muyo, okay, not as used, but still, come on, is that really the best you can do? Not very cursey, if you ask me."
"Hmm…. I see you have mistaken me for one of my cousins, the minor Anime crossover demons. No, I am afraid that my power surpasses them all! Did you not pay heed to my name? Ranma Saotome! I hearby pronounce upon you, your fiancees, friends and enemies…. To be doomed to multiple crossovers, each one more horrific than the last, with Disney Movies!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
With a flash of intense light, plus a heck of a lot of smoke, the demon vanished. Where it had been, a swirling vortex opened up in the air and started sucking the group towards it. The eight acquaintances looked at each other, and could only think of one thing to say.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
To be continued….
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Well, there you have it. The first chapter in my new epic sweeping saga…. Yeah, whatever. Anyways, let me know what you think! Read and review, folks, the 3 most important words in any authors vocabulary. ^_^ Also, I know this chapter is more G rated, but further ones will merit the PG-13, so I was just planning in advance, being the ultra-prepared girl I am!
Disclaimer: Ranma ½ and the characters portrayed in this fic are all property of Rumiko Takahashi, not me. I mean, really, do you think I'd be writing fiction if I owned them? No, I'd be too busy bringing them to life in my top secret laboratory…. Mwahahahaha… Oh, is it time for my medication already?
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It was just a normal day in Nerima for the families Tendo and Saotome. Well, what they considered normal anyways. For anyone else, it would have been enough to send them around the bend, off the edge, into the comfortable oblivion of insaneness… you get the idea. After all, Ranma had only been changed into a girl twice, gone into the Cat Fist trance once, and whapped Genma into the fishpond a couple of times. And it was already lunchtime. Hmmm… At this rate, it was going to be a pretty boring day rather than a normal one.
Akane poured hot water over Ranma's head… again.
"Ranma, you know, sometimes I've got to wonder how you can be so good at Martial Arts - I mean, it takes a certain degree of co-ordination, and well, you're so clumsy at times - especially around water!"
"Yeah, Akane, and you're a ballet dancer yourself there… And besides, 95% of the time I get wet it isn't my fault! It's either the rain, my dad, or you thwacking me for no reason into a pond or river or puddle or stream or lake or pool or tributary or watering hole or ocean or sea or inlet or bay or creek or… wow! This book is really good!"
Ranma held up a book entitled "Water, and where to find it." Akane wanted to give him a good kick into the nearest wet location, but didn't want to prove him right. Cause after all, she wouldn't want to give the big jerk a chance to say that he told her so.
"Hmm, reading, Ranma? I'm impressed! I didn't think you had made it out of your 123's and ABC's yet. You certainly don't pay attention in class - sleeping half the time, and you're looking out the window the rest of the time."
"Wow, Akane, seems like you spend your whole day at school watching me!"
"I DO NOT!!! I… I… I've just happened to notice that whenever I'm looking in your general direction, that's all! I'd never waste my time staring at a perverted creep like you! Not in a million years, not even if you paid me!"
"Not that I'd want to be leered at by a tomboy like you either Akane. Man, chill out, why don't you. I was only making a joke. Geez. Should have known that an uncute girl like you would have taken it the wrong way."
Akane snorted and walked off. There was only so much teasing she could take from Ranma, and normally, she would have malleted him by now, but she just wasn't in the mood for it today. Ranma scratched his head and wondered why he didn't have a concussion, but then figured he should just count himself lucky, and not press the matter further. Down the street he spotted what looked like a mini-mob heading towards the Tendo yard.
"Oh, great! Should have known my luck wouldn't hold out. Huh. There's Shampoo and of course, Mousse trailing after her. Oh, and Ukyo! Maybe she'll make me an okonomiyaki, and that way I won't have to eat anything Akane might make, what with Kasumi being away for the day! Aww, crap. Kuno and Kodachi are coming too. Only one missing is Ryoga, no, wait, there he is as well. What is this? Pick on Ranma day? Um, hi guys? What's up?"
All six of them started talking at once. Ranma couldn't make out a single word from any of them in the utter confusion. Akane heard the commotion and wandered back over. After a few futile attempts to make any sense out of the group, and a couple of subtle tries at getting a word in edgewise, she took matters into her own hands.
"SHUT UP!!!!! One at a time! What the heck is so important that you all had to come over here and ruin what was a perfectly boring day?"
The six teens were shocked into silence by the shout from Akane. They looked at each other and then at Ranma and Akane, and once again, started talking in tandem.
"….Demon…. Trouble…. Curse…. Ack!"
That was about the only words that either Ranma or Akane could get out of the six conversations going at once. They looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. Oh well. Sooner or later they'd get the story.
Just as the group was starting to calm down, the wind picked up with an eerie howl. The trees rustled uneasily, as leaves were blown off. Dark, menacing clouds gathered across the sky, and the sunlight faded.
"Oh no! It's happening! What are we going to do?" shouted Mousse.
"What? What's happening? You guys aren't making any sense! So there's gonna be a little storm. Don't tell me you are all afraid of a little thunder and lightening."
"Ha! With thine feebled mind, thou cannot imagine the sheer intensity of what has been foretold to happen. This is no mere display of meteorologic power, but an untold menacement of our very lifes as we know it!"
"…….."
"Um, Kuno? English please?"
"Oh for Kami's sake, Kuno, keep your trap shut! Okay Ranma honey, here's what's going on. There's a new demon in town looking to cause some trouble. And of course, since you seem to have some sort of magnetic attraction for anything remotely resembling trouble, it's on its way here. Now, this isn't your average everyday demon…"
Ranma interupted with a smirk and a light laugh.
"Oooh, I'm scared…. The evil demon is gonna get me. Yeah, right. Like I'm not gonna pummel it right back to where it came from."
Before anyone could say anything else, the darkest cloud in the sky suddenly descended and begain taking form. The vapor massed into an evil horned being. Ranma took a battle stance, and prepared for battle.
"Haha mortal! I come not for a fight, but to spread my chaos through your universe as you know it! Let me make myself known to you! I am Lord Dayzenai, Demon of the Crossover! I am here to impose a crossover curse on you and your friends and enemies!"
Ranma and the gang didn't look particularily impressed at this statement.
"Um, Mr. Demon? Sorry to tell you, but crossovers? Been there, done that, have about 50 T-shirts. Sailor Moon? So tired of that scene. DragonBall Z? Boorrrrinngg… Tenchi Muyo, okay, not as used, but still, come on, is that really the best you can do? Not very cursey, if you ask me."
"Hmm…. I see you have mistaken me for one of my cousins, the minor Anime crossover demons. No, I am afraid that my power surpasses them all! Did you not pay heed to my name? Ranma Saotome! I hearby pronounce upon you, your fiancees, friends and enemies…. To be doomed to multiple crossovers, each one more horrific than the last, with Disney Movies!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
With a flash of intense light, plus a heck of a lot of smoke, the demon vanished. Where it had been, a swirling vortex opened up in the air and started sucking the group towards it. The eight acquaintances looked at each other, and could only think of one thing to say.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
To be continued….
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Well, there you have it. The first chapter in my new epic sweeping saga…. Yeah, whatever. Anyways, let me know what you think! Read and review, folks, the 3 most important words in any authors vocabulary. ^_^ Also, I know this chapter is more G rated, but further ones will merit the PG-13, so I was just planning in advance, being the ultra-prepared girl I am!