Once again a very random fanfic of mine... I thought of this when i was reading the new Hunger Games movie companion and it said "In the scene, Peeta throws burned bread from his familys bakery to Katniss." and i couldn't help but think it would be hilarious if Peeta just chucked the bread at Katniss (yes i used the word 'chuck' i always do because i love the quote "Yes and i'm sure there will be plenty of bags of flour for me to chuck at people in the arena." and there is a dude named Chuck in 'The Maze Runner')
Disclaimer: I do
NOT own The Hunger Games, or anything mentioned


Katniss' POV

I check the bakers trashcan. Empty. "LEAVE MY HOME BEFORE I FEED YOU HEART TO THE PIGS!" i hear someone scream. "Hi !" i say happily. "SHUT UP!" pushy... i think and walk away, before she goes back inside. Then i just hide next to a tree in their yard.

I must have fallen asleep because i wake up when i hear foot steps. I'll just stay here, they'll probably think i'm dead. i think but then i feel something hit me in the face. I open my eyes and see a boy from my school in front of me. "WHAT THE HECK YOU FUDGEBAG!" i scream and throw what ever it was that hit me in the face at him, then see it's bread.

I jump towards the bread and grab it before it falls, But sadly it's burnt. "What you couldn't do any better than this?" i say and he just stands there ,staring at me. It's annoying, so i kick him in the shin. He yells out in pain and drops the other loaf of bread, wich i grab before it can hit the ground.

I start walk away, but i look back at him right before i leave and say "You should put some ice on that. What is your name anyway?" "Peeta." he says "HA like the bread?That is ironic." i say laughing. "So yea uh... BYE!" i yell and run out the gate.

Even though i'm far away i can still hear someone yelling. "STOP BEING A WIMP PEETA!" "SHUT UP PUMPERNICKLE!" i hear Peeta yell "OH BY THE WAY YOUR TAKING WHEAT'S SHIFT AT THE BAKERY TODAY!" Pumpernickle yells, but then I'm out of earshot.

The next day at school Peeta has a slight limp and a black eye. I don't now how he got the black eye... maybe Pumpernickle hit him. I know would never hit someone! She is too kind! It has to have been Pumpernickle.

While i'm getting Prim i see him staring at me. I walk up to him and say "I told you to put ice on that."


Yea, I'm really random... I know this is nothing like Katniss, but thats the point. Also i made her call him a "Fudgebag" because it's the first thing that i thought of, and one of my friends used to always say that. Sorry for how insane this is (At least i didn't marry a 'Humpback dulamapacha'!... i just went to the wedding)