To the tune of Mary had a little lamb:
Ronon had a little lime
Little lime, little lime
Ronon had a little lime
Which caused Rodney distress
It caused poor Rodney to complain
To complain, to complain
It caused poor Rodney to complain
And wish he'd stayed in bed
But Sheppard came and fixed things up
Fixed things up, Fixed things up
But Sheppard came and fixed things up
Much to Ronon's dismay
The very next day
Ronon found a little orange
Little orange, Little orange
Now Ronon has a little orange
And Rodney's gonna freak
A/N: Oh, Dear. Is this crack? Well, I hope it amuses you! It cracked me up! It reminded me of a little comic I read... hmm, where was that? It was by Lanaya B, but I can't find it! Poo. I'll update if I find it! It was like, "This is Rodney, he lives on Atlantis." It was funny. I'm rambling now...