A/N: Hey guys! Saderules here! I've had a grand Idea for a onshot. No, not romance, It's comedy. Just a joke not to be taken seriously.

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Valley of the End

"Sasuke!" Naruto screeched "you don't have to do this!"

Sasuke laughed at that Insanely "what are you gonna do about it! You could never beat me before. Name one time you've surpassed me!"

"forrest of death" Naruto deadpanned

"..." sasuke's words died in his mouth "well..."

"Gaara" He deadpanned again

"i slowed him dow-"

"Haku"

"Mizuki"

"the hospital" He continued to embarass the avenger.

"w-whatever I'll still beat you!" he sped towards the jinchuuriki

"kuchyose no justu" naruto calmly called and a toad the size of a car landed on the uchiha

'Ugh!' "stay down" He said in a careless expression

"no! I'll never lose to the likes of you!" he went into cursemark 1st state and threw the toad off him causing it to burst in smoke. He charged Naruto again with a kunai in his hand.

"Now Lose!"

"kuchyose no jutsu" He repeated, and a toad the size of a small house landed on him.

"last chance" He said with no worry present,

Sasuke then went into curse mark state and threw the toad of with electricity. causing it to explode in dust. Sasuke then appeared with a chidori and charged him again.

"Die!"

"kuchyose no jutsu!" then in a large plume of smoke, Appeared Gamaten who landed on the Uchiha, who was unconscious due to the pressure.

"My apologies for my ungracefulness."

"aww don't sweat it" Naruto state waving off the toad's statement.

"He can beat me when he has a better summoning. Your dismissed gamaten" and with that the toad left in a plume of smoke while Naruto walked up to Sasuke and placed a chakra restraint seal on his back. Naruto lifted him up and placed him on his shoulder. At that moment Kakashi appeared with Pakkun. He was surprised finding Naruto with Sasuke on his shoulder with little to no signs of fatigue on him. He knew Naruto could hold his own against Sasuke, but this easily. "How did you beat him so easily?"

Naruto smirked "we had a kuchyose battle" Kakashi sweatdropped understanding what happened.

"It was very one sided"

A/N: And scene. what do you think. again not to be taken seriously, just a joke. For those following my stories, Alpha jinchuuriki will be updated next. expect it in a week or two.

that's all for now

Ja ne!