Yamu : BUM BADA BUMM BAM BAM!

Yogi : And no one knows why she said that.

Yamu : New story!

Yogi : Wait a second... Mulan? You serious?

Yamu : You know I love the disney movies. Mulan and so on were my whole childhood.

Yogi : Childhoo- WHAT ARE YOU? 24?

Yamu : I'M 13 AND YOU KNOW IT!

Yogi : THE QUESTION WAS- Oh, forget it. So, wacha gonna do?

Elias : You're starting to sound like Alfred...

Alfred : Hey guys!

Elias : WHY DOES EVERYONE BREAK THE 4th WALL?

Alfred : I HAVE NO CLUE BUT IT'S FUN!

Yamu : That's it, I want cookies.

Elias : WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM THEN YOU RUNNING OUT OF COOKIES.

Yamu : *makes cookies appear out of nowhere*So, who does the whole thingy?

Alfred : I WILL!

Yamu : I'm not even gonna question about how you know what that is. Start.

Alfred : So, Yamu does not own Hetalia or any of the characters. Or Mulan, for dragon's sake(Yogi : Dam right she does not). She's sorry for any grammar mistakes, hopes you like the story and FREAKIN' REVIEW THIS!

Yamu : *eats cookies* COOKIES RULE THE WORLD!

Yogi : No, I think Lady Gaga does.

Yao POV/ YAO'S POINT OF VIEW

Okay, Befor my FREAKING TALKING DRAGON opens his mouth again, I will have to explain some things.

Who I am? Oh, I'm Yao Wang. Or Wang Yao, if you want it the traditional way.

Why am I on the back of a talking horse and riding towards a camp for warriors?

Well, that's a long story.

The morning started fairly normal... my little sister set the old hag from the match-maker organization on fire(ON FUCKING FIRE!) again. My little brother Kiku nearly killed a chicken with his katana(Seriously, the guy has to do something about his obsessions with swords. I still have the scar on my back!). Im Yong Soo Wang, another blittle brother of mine, again claimed my non-excitent breasts as his, tough I'm sure he tried to molest me when I was sleeping, Thanit had that unresistable smile as usual, and Lien just didn't care.

My Father? Oh, he can't walk normally anymore, otherwise the war would have sucked him in again. Mother? Bitch left us after Mei's birth. Turned out she cheated on Dad quiet often. My Grandmother? Oh, she's at home and had the unthinkable (dumb) idea of catching a cricket and using it as a luck charm.

Of course, I rescued the poor being as soon as Mei came home and told me how good the old hag's burning face looked. Oh, how I wanted to be there when that happend.

So...

"I still can't believe you set her on fire!" I said, helping her with the horses.

"Her fat make up ran down her face, You must've seen her!" She giggled.

"Oh I wish I did!"

"So you're not mad?" She asked.

"Hmm." I touched my chin, as if thinking. "Amused? HELL YES! But Angered...I don't think so, in fact I wanted to be there to see that."

Yeah, the old hag annoyed the hell out of our family. If only Our Father knew what we were doing. Most of the times he just laughs with us, though.

"Where did Grandma even get the cricket from? I mean, we're in the middle of the city..." I asked.

She shrugged, frowned even. "She said something about our English cousins sending a package here and the poor little guy somehow bein in there.

Oh yeah, our cousins. Allistor, Ian, Liam, Dylan, Arthur and Peter Kirkland.

Might I add they are magicians? Really strong ones?

I don't think the cricket just accidently jumped into the package. Good that he's somewhere in our huge yard now.

When we finished taking care of the horses, and the new one that popped out from nowhere, we left the stable and went back into the house...

Only for me to get tackled by Yong Soo.

"ANIKI~~~~~" He jumped on top of me. Now, didn't that scene look a little sexual with a crazy little brother sitting on top of me?

"OW! Yong Soo!" I cried out. "You know that hurts!"

"Aniki's breasts are mine, da-ze~" He grabbed my non-exsistent breasts, taking my clothed nipples in the process... what did I just say about being sexual?

"Yon-" I tried to croak, or stutter, out.

"OI! YONG SOO, stop molesting Yao and get out here, we have a problem." My older sister, Lien, called from the doorway.

I walked outside, Mei and Yong Soo following me.

We made our way to the huge gates, which each chinese family house here had, just to be seperated, while shops were just open houses.

Immidiently when I heard the chaos of voices, and that one leader-voice standing out, I knew what was going on.

War.

Again.

Just as the mean on his high horse handed over a scroll to the man of the neighboor family, he turned to our house, and read a name from his own scroll. A name that made my heart stop.

"Wang Kiku!"

I turned around, facing a terrified Kiku. He clutched his Katana to his chest like it was his life.

You see, Kiku likes Katanas. Why? Our mom teached him how to fight with the japanese weapon before she left for japan. My brother also likes her last name, Honda, more than Wang. He trained with the sword, maybe accidently killed some chickens in the yard, but nothing much,... except for the time he tried to kill me.

See, we had a fight between siblings once... all of us. Yong Soo said something offending about mom, and Kiku snapped, took the katana out of it's case(not the training wooden one), and tried to cut into Yong Soo's chest.

I jumped in front of him, my back turned to Kiku and... he slashed open my whole back. Only then did he see what he had done, and he was shocked, terrefied to have done that to his older twin. He locked himself up in his room, didn't eat, lost nearly all emotion from his eyes, and I was left concerned in the hospital, and when I was let back home for home resting, he didn't even have the courage to look at me.

When I got better, and could move around again, I finally got him to get social again, to eat, to show a little emotion.

It had done damage to the both of us. He still couldn't bring himself to hurt a human with swords of any sort, and I had a HUGE scar on my back. Who would ever date me now, huh? And the fact that both of us were gay didn't make it any easier.

So when I saw his face, I did the unthinkable.

"I will go!" I screamed, my siblings looking at me terrefied, Mei crying silently. "I will go instead of my brother."

The man on the horse looked at me sarply. "No can do."

"B-"

"I can only let someone else from the family take the person's place when the person is hurt or unable to fight, and you look like a woman anyway."

"BUT-"

"No, dicussion end." He handed over the scroll and proceded to go to the other familys, disappearing somewhere down the street.

"Kiku..." I tried to say.

"No." He said, shivering and crying. He took the scroll from me. "I'm gonna go, I won't let you die for someone like me." When I already hurt you deadly he wanted to add, but stopped and went back through the gates into our sfe yard.

So what did I do? Guess.

When they were asleep, I took my father's uniform, took the scroll from Kiku's nightstand table and rand away on a horse, the new horse.

And I was never to be seen again. I left a little panda I made on the nightstand tough, in place of the scroll.

And that's about the time I met Alfred, the FUCKING TALKING DRAGON, found out the cricket followed me, who turns out to be my cousin Arthur whom Allistor turned into a cricket after a fight and my horse talked (WHY DOES EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK DO JUST THAT?!), then said it was Peter who followed his 'British bastsard of a brother' her when he saw how Arthur jumped into that package.

And my life might just end right there.

Yamu : Sooooo, did you like it? Hate it? GIVE ME A GODDAMN REVIEW! I never get any.

Yogi : Drama Queen.

Yamu : Well, see you next time.

BYE

Yao - China

Mei - Taiwan

Yong Soo - South Korea

Thanit - Thailand

Lien - Vietnam

Arthur - England

Ian - North Ireland

Liam - Ireland

Dylan - Wales

Peter - Sealand

Allistor - Scotland

Hong Kong, Kuro and the 2ps will probably come later