One morning Shiro woke up. He always woke up at exactly 6 AM bcuz he was an early bird thought he wasn't literally a bird he was a human. He got out of bed and walked down to the hell where they ate. Nobody else was was awake eccept for him and Keith. Keith never slept be cause he was an emo and emos don't sleep. Everybody new that including Shiro because Shiro he new Keith best. He blushed as he looked at Keith and Keith's long, ebony black mane of a mullet. Keith had been his friend for a realy long time and Shiro would never tell me but he was realy gay for Keith. Like gayer then the whole of tunblr's userbase combined.
"Hey" Shiro cheered.
"Fuck off" Keith growled still tired because it was realy to early for this.
"How is your morning going" Shiro inqueered.
Keith shrugged and shoved a huge spoon of green goo into his mouth. He moaned be cause it was that good. Shiro did not know how Keith could eat that stuff because he could only eat it when Hunk put his food on it. Hunk was not awake so it was just green goo. HE guessed it was just bcuz Keith was just that hardcore. Keith could do anything. That was wy Shiro was gay for him. Shiro blushed. He was soooo gay.
"Why are u blushing" Keith asked and Shiro jumped. Shiro didn't know he was blushing and his heart sped up.
"uuuhhhhh no reason" shiro said.
"OK" Keith countered and went back to shoving goop into his wet mouth. Shiro watched him.
It was quite for a really long time as keith ate really loudly and shiro sat there because he wasn't hungry he only wanted to watch keith eat.
"Haaaaaay Keith" Lance screamed as he skipped into the room. he imeditatly walked over to keith and sat next to him right on the other side of shiro's other side.
"what the fuck do u want lance" keith exclaimed.
Lance wonked and stared really long and hard at keith. "u bby"
Shiro was filled with jealousy. it boiled inside of him like the flames of hell. keith was HIS bby not lance's. he glared at lance and lance ignored him.
"whatever" keith rolled his eyes and kept eating his green goop.
"Good morning" Hunk and Pidge said together as they walked into the room. They sat down on the other side of the table. Allura walked in behind them yawning and looking like a space goddess. She wasnt a space goddess tho she was a space princess. There was a difference.
"hello everybody. Did everybody sleep well?" she asked curiously as she brushed her long, beautiful hair away from her gorgeous face
"no I did not sleep that well" Pidge answered.
"why" she sang.
"i was up late with my boyfriend" pidge answered. Shiro gasped. Pidge was dasting somebody and he did not know about it? Pidge was basically his child and this made him angry. more angry then lance flirting with keith.
"who is it" he demanded through clenched teeth.
"I dont want to say" pidge replied blushing as they squirmed in their chair.
"omg tell us!" hunk looked at pidge super interested. he was so good and pure that he didnt have a crush on anybody. pidge looked away and keith burped because he was done eating the green poop.
"its…" pidge paused.
Everybody leaned in closer except for Keith be cause he was to emo.
"THE GREEN LION!" pidge announced.
everybody gasped.
omg! pidge is dating their lion! will shiro ever tell keith about hiz feelings? will lance win keiths heart? will keith ever notice them? can allura ever stop being so beautyful? found out next chapter! plz leave a review thx