(A/N) This is just a fun little crackfic my friend(QueenLucy15) and I thought of so it will be pretty dumb, hence the name crackfic. thanks and please review, even to say you hate it! :)
(A/N) is mello alive? are B and L together? are Near and Matt having a cosplay contest in misa's room? they are? ok! If they are, them Death Note is mine! *gets hit in head by QueenLucy15* -OUCH!- nevermind, The oh so awesome deathnote is not mine... *sniffles*
Death Note Crack Fic
Mello: I now sentance you all to, DEATH BY MONKEYS!
Near and Matt: NOOOO!
Light: Finally! My Plan is almost complete! Soon, everyone will worship me! I am Kira! I AM GOD! Muwahahaha!
Mello:Not so fast Kira! HIYAA!
Light:NOOO!
Mello:*pulls gun* BANG!
Misa:Nooo! Light! Misa-Misa will prove her love to you by being the next Kira!
Mello: Youre too fat to be the next Kira.
Misa:*kills herself*
Mello: All in a days work for the next L!
Watari and L:*sweatdrop*
L:*looks at Watari* and you wanted me to mark him as my true sucessor?
Watari:Well, we have no choice now do we?
L: True
Mello:YES! Take that you stupid sheep! *dances on nears newly dug grave* Now, *looks at former L and Watari* DANCE!
Watari and L: Look, just because you are the new l doesnt mean you can te-
Mello:*points gun* Click.
Watari and L:*Dance*