I kept on trying to think of new scams. But nothing came to me. I just wanted to bang my head against a wall. I looked over at Ed eating a piece of buttered toast. "I've got it!" I had just found a perfect scheme. Double D looked up from his books. (We were at his house in his room.) "Got what Eddy?" "A scam! The perfect scam!" I was sure this one would make me rich. "So tell me your "brilliant" scam." Double D said. "Ok, all we have to do is set up a stage, get people to come and pay to see Ed be stupid with buttered toast!" I grinned. Double D sighed. "You know Eddy, that doesn't sound too brilliant to me." Ed had finished his toast. "When the bird says 'yes' scratch your toes." I looked back at Double D. "See, he' a real charmer." Double D began to tidy up his desk and stood up. "Well if you insist-" I was already half way to the door. "Alright! Let's get to work on that stage!" I ran out the door. I paused to look back in. "Well what are ya waiting for?" Ed smiled. "Eddy is the man with the plan!"

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We had finished the stage right when Kevin rode by on his bike. "Dorks! Ha ha!" He zoomed off. I scowled; I didn't really like Kevin. "Eddy, what do have planned for Ed to do exactly?" Double D asked me. I stopped scowling and began to explain my scam. "I was thinking you could be behind the curtains holding a fishing pole with a piece of buttered toast attached. Then you would move it around so Ed would um follow it. So why don't you go get a fishing pole!" Now where's Ed I thought. I heard him laughing and turned to find his head stuck in a stump behind out stage. "Ed! What are you doing?!" I yelled. "Uhh I don't know Eddy." He replied. I slapped my hand on my head. It would take a while to get him out of that stump. I guess I'd wait for Double D to get back.

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Demon: Ok I know that this chapter was short but the next chapters will be longer, hopefully...

4: Why can't I be in this story?

Demon: Because you're not in this TV show.

4: Oh yeah