also I got this idea from Dem.
Ed had been teaching. Ed was a teacher now btw. Anyway he had been teaching alchemy per his orders when the 'grand Inquisitor' shows up.
"Ho can I help you?" Ed asked and then recieved a high five from Sev. Btw Severus was sitting in.
Umbridge was dying a little inside everyday having been verbally abused since her first day there because she is a sadistic piece of shit.
"Yes, Professor Elric you are aware that I have the Minister appointed power to evaluate and or dismiss, as I see fit" professor Dolores Umbridge Hogwarts high Inquisitor said, puffing out her chest, causing almost everyone in the room took vomit, except for Filch who was sitting in the store cupboard and enjoying himself, eating spiders.
Ed was all lik "yea? What of it?"
Harry was inflamed by the arrival of that dreadful think and suddenly jumped out the window killing himself.
Sev yelled "Get Pwnd!" To what was left of Harry smashed against the stone. Luna showed up out of nowhere and dragged the body off into the forbidden Forest, mumbling something about nargles and blood sacrifice.
Umbridge looked uncomfortable and pushed her one true reason for being "Imma fire you, Kay?" She asked.
"No"
"But you have Automail! That clearly means you aren't good enough to be a teacher." She articulated proudly as if using so many words in a single sentence was something to be proud of.
"BIIIIIIITCH, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT AUTOMAIL!" said the wrench flying through the window.
Suddenly a hotter-but not by much- teenaged blonde Amestrian.
Winry-it was winry by the way- rushed in through the door and started wailing on Snape and Ed and the still traumatized (even though Harry's suicide had happened five minutes ago jesus) friends and also Ginny.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Winry screamed as she beat to death several sad sad sad sad sad Satan loving God hating evil evil evil witches, although not for those reasons.
Suddenly everyone died...
Or something, I don't know.
hey guys. sorry about that, but you probably didn't read it so whatevers.
did you like it?
NO?
BUT I WORKED SO HARD!
whatever it's not like I need your approval or anything...
WHY DON'T THEY LIKE ME?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So that happened. whatever, enjoy I guess.