A Long, Wierd Conversation
Summary: Daniel and Jack talk online with some coming and going people.
Disclaimer: We do not own the characters of stargate sg-1.
Characters:
Jack MacGyver
Daniel Dangertrap
Sam ScientificHottie
Janet NeedleLover
Vala SexKitten
Cameron NewKidOnTheBlock
MacGyver : Hi D
Dangertrap : Uh... Hi
MacGyver : What's with the uh?
Dangertrap : Um... I don't know
MacGyver : Ok... what's up?
Dangertrap : Nothing really why do you ask.
MacGyver : IDK! LOL
Dangertrap : That's not funny
MacGyver : Yes it is!
Dangertrap : No. But anyway how are you?
MacGyver : I'm ok ... kinda tired... ya know
Dangertrap : Mee too
MacGyver : Coll!Now I might do, or say something that can break friendship boundaries k?
Dangertrap : like what
MacGyver : like saying that I ... uh... I like you.
Dangertrap : as a friend I like you too
MacGyver : not just as a friend... more than that.
Dangertrap : a best friend?
MacGyver : no more
Dangertrap : a best best friend?
MacGyver : A BOYFRIEND! JEEZ! Ya think you would get it!
Dangertrap : Ummmmm... Wow that's great
MacGyver : I LOVE YOU!
Dangertrap : Wow that's definately shocking I don't know what to say accept for the fact that I love you too!!!!
MacGyver : REALLY?
Dangertrap : No I lied of course really
MacGyver : WOW!!!!!
Dangertrap : You probably thought I would hate you, or something but obviously that is not true
MacGyver : I didn't know you were gay
Dangertrap : And I didn't know you were
MacGyver : how long?
Dangertrap : ummm... 2 years and you?
MacGyver : 6 years... Hey did you know Sam was Les?
Dangertrap : No did you know Vala is too
MacGyver : really so is Janet...Wow! It's a new trend!
Dangertrap : Camreon?
MacGyver : I don't think so I think Janet has been seeing Vala
Dangertrap : Wow and I think either you or me has to go tslk to our friend Cameron
MacGyver : Yeah Threesome! LOL! I'm gonna get hit for that aren't I?
Dangertrap : Yes you are going to get hit and no that is not going to happen.
MacGyver : What do you mean?
Dangertrap : You know what I mean, I mean No it's not going to happen
MacGyver : Pouts Why?
Dangertrap : Because I said so and maybe if you stop bothering me I might think about it
MacGyver : Smiles
Dangertrap : Anyway we should gang up on Cameron and ask him if he's a flameboy also.
MacGyver : He probably is.
Dangertrap : Do you mean considering the fact that everyone is falling into this new trend?
MacGyver : Yep!!
Dangertrap : Your such a dork
SexKitten : Hello boy's
Dangertrap : Ummm... Hi
SexKitten : What's up?
MacGyver : Who are you?
SexKitten : ... not telling!
Dangertrap : so... anyway what have you been up to?
SexKitten : Nothing really you?
Dangertrap : Who the fuck are you?
SexKitten : Vala! Duh!
MacGyver : Why are you here?
SexKitten : because I feel like it
NeedleLover : Vala honey hi!
SexKitten : Janet hi!
vala leaves
MacGyver : GO AWAY!!
NeedleLover : FINE!
janet leaves
MacGyver : Hey Daniel, look who I got ... wait for it
NewKidOnTheBlock : Uh...hi
Dangertrap : well, well, well if it isn't the disappearing man where have you been hiding today, we need to talk to you and by we I mean Jack and myself
NewKidOnTheBlock : ok I guess
MacGyver : Are You Gay?
NewKidOnTheBlock : What! WTF?
MacGyver : ARE YOU GAY?
NewKidOnTheBlock : I'm happy duh!
Dangertrap : OMG!Ok here is an easier question for you.Do you think I am attractive?
NewKidOnTheBlock : Well Duh!Your fucking hott!...uh...wait a minute.I uh oh shit!
MacGyver : Do you think I am hot?
NewKidOnTheBlock : Hell yeah! Hot with capitals HOTT!
MacGyver : Uh...ok.lol, Daniel's being a stupid ass!!Welcome to uh...being gay!
Dangertrap : Nice Jack, I swear it is like your welcoming him into a group.It's not a group it is a way of life.
MacGyver : I know! I was being sarcastic!
Dangertrap : I know but still it was weird and stupid
MacGyver : Shutup
NewKidOnTheBlock : GUYS STOP FIGHTING!
Dangertrap : Fine then jeez you don't have to be so mean I was just trying to tell Jack that it's not a club.
MacGyver : No need to yell Cam!
NewKidOnTheBlock : Sorry it's just you guys are irritating the shit out of me.
MacGyver : Well Sorry! Sorry Daniel!
Dangertrap : So anyway what are you gonna do now you know with being gay and all?
NewKidOnTheBlock : I don't know!
MacGyver : ...Threesome with me and Daniel!Please!
NewKidOnTheBlock : Uh...ok! why not!
Dangertrap : Uh...yeah I want no part of that I am not the kind of person to do that but you, Jack, and Teal'c are welcome to do whatever you please.
MacGyver : Ewwwww!Not Teal'c!But it looks like it will be just you and me Cameron.
NewKidOnTheBlock : Um, Daniel are you sure?It will be fun!Or are you just chicken?
Dangertrap : I am not chicken I just don't like to share.
NewKidOnTheBlock : I was thinking that you don't like to share Jack...huh is that it.You don't want me to take him from you!
Dangertrap : No you can have fun with him I just don't like being thought of as a sex toy thankyou very much.
NewKidOnTheBlock : But I thought you love him?What if I take him from you.
Dangertrap : Actually, we did not discuss that much about us yet.I know your probably thinking that we are boyfriends right.
NewKidOnTheBlock : Cause you are!Jack tells me he's madly in love with you.
Dangertrap : Oh he does, does he well I probably should talk to him.
NewKidOnTheBlock : Should I leave?
Cameron leaves
MacGyver : Hey what's going on...What?!?!I never said...well...but you weren't supposed to blab Big Mouth!
Dangertrap : In some way you know it sort of was my fault I tricked him.
MacGyver : Then I blame you!LOL!
Dangertrap : What do you want to talk about now?
MacGyver : There is a live spider in your book.
Dangertrap : I bet you put it there you asshole I hate you I don't want to talk to you anymore
MacGyver : Teal'c did it he said you screaming turns him on.
Dangertrap : I still hate you.
MacGyver : But I didn't do anything!
Dangertrap : I know but if you look at when we were talking to Cameron you asked the one thing I told you never to ask me again.
MacGyver : What does that have to do with anything.
Dangertrap : That is why I am mad at you.
MacGyver : What if it was Cameron instead of Teal'c?Please!
Dangertrap : I don't know, i am not really comfertable doing those things yet I told you this already.
MacGyver : Fine then it's just you and me then!!LOL!We'll screw like rabbits.
Dangertrap : Oh man sometimes you can be really dumb but that's ok and you should know I am not used to sharing my things.
MacGyver : When can we make a " meeting "?
Dangertrap : Umm...later I am not going to tell you when I will just show up and you won't know what to do.
MacGyver : Oh I have plans for you!!
Dangertrap : Yuo really think that scares me well just wait until the next time I see you out of work.
MacGyver : Wait until the next time we're alone...at work.
Dangertrap : What are you gonna drag me into a closet or something because I am already out and I don't want to go back in.
MacGyver : No!On the breifing room table I want to do you!Am I making you uncomfertable?
Dangertrap : Nope bot scared yet.
MacGyver : Fine outside the base in the parking lot in front of everyone on a car.I'll screw you on your car!
Dangertrap : Ok...Noooooooooo...that's not gonna happen no fucking way.
MacGyver : Yay! Just wait til we are outside.
Dangertrap : If you do it I will kill you.
MacGyver : How?
Dangertrap : I will kill you in the best possible way the next time we are in a breifing you know what I mean.
MacGyver : Oh yeah!
Dangertrap: I will make you do it in front of everyone and you do know you sit right next to the general because I rearanged the seats.
MacGyver : Evil!Evil little man!I love your dangerous life style.
Dangertrap : Thanks I can be pretty evil and you are so wrong about calling me small.
MacGyver : Really?
Dangertrap : Uh huh.
MacGyver : Wow How big?hmmm?LOL!!!
Dangertrap : Hmmmmm...You might just find out later.
MacGyver : How later?
Dangertrap : If you behave right before you expect me.
MacGyver : Uh...uh...um...How bout now?
Dangertrap : No
MacGyver : ok how bout now?
Dangertrap : How bout later in your office?
MacGyver : how bout now?
Dangertrap : How bout never?
MacGyver : How bout now?
Dangertrap : Not now.
MacGyver : Why?.Wah! pout
Dangertrap : Oh don't cry just learn how to settle.
MacGyver : No!!!!!
Dangertrap : Fine if you can't settle with that than you can't settle with me.
MacGyver : What?!?!?!?
Dangertrap : You heard me.
MacGyver : Fine I will deal with it but i won't like waiting...but I will do it.
Dangertrap : Thank you, you know this shows that you really must love me if you are willing to wait.
MacGyver : Yeah, yeah.
Dangertrap : Hey don't be mean to me because I might just change my mind and make you wait until tomorrow so I suggest you be nice to me.
MacGyver : I have to go.
Dangertrap : ok Jack I love you.
MacGyver : Love you too!
Dangertrap : Ok I guess I'll see you in your office later then.