I've been making fanfics about Bleach, so I decided to make one for Naruto. I wasn't planning to, but Hidan kept on threatening that I was "gonna' be a dead voodoo doll" if I didn't. Hidan scares me. Lol. Well, enjoy. (WARNING SPOILERS!) None of the Akatsuki is dead. Why? 'Cause I love 'em all!
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Pain looked down at all his comrades, and enemies, dead. He was the only one left, along with Konan, his childhood friend. Konan spoke, "What should we do now, Pain-chan? Everybody's gone…" They were both trying hard to not look down at the field of corpses. There was no grass in sight anymore. They were standing in the remains of the battlefield, which was now only ashes and dead bodies. Pain was angry. He wasn't angry at himself; he wasn't the reason for this destruction. The war itself was.
"We will create a peaceful world," Pain said, as turned to Konan, "we will find missing-nin to help us. It will be the daybreak of a new, peaceful world. The Akatsuki…" That's when Pain and Konan started the Akatsuki. Madara had already made the Akatsuki, but for assassinations. Pain and Konan took over, for their reason.
The Akatsuki grew over the years. It started with Pain, master of Rinnegan, and Konan, master of origami. Then came the others. Orochimaru joined and left. Hidan, whose religion is very violent, was partnered with Kakuzu, who likes to rip people's heart out (literally). Sasori, the puppet master, was partnered with Deidara, the clay bomb master, after Orochimaru left the Akatsuki to lead his own group. Pain made Tobi join for reasons only Pain and Konan know. Itachi joined after he killed everyone in the Uchiha clan except for his brother and Madara. Itachi was partnered with Kisame, the shark-looking giant sword wielder. Zetsu, a Venus-flytrap- looking spy, joined. He doesn't have a partner, but Tobi fallows him around sometimes.
Pain had thought he would be able to find missing-nin to help him. He did, but the missing-nin he found were, err…different. Pain wondered why things had to turn out this way. Some of them even acted yaoi! Pain wondered if it wasn't just an act, sometimes. Especially with Sasori and Deidara. It seemed too real. That scared Pain. Despite the weirdoes, Pain's plans were going well. They already had a lot of money. They also already had some biju.
I'm writing this to reveal more about the Akatsuki. I respect Kishimoto-sensei deeply, but he hasn't said much about the Akatsuki. That's why I'm writing this. To show fellow Naruto fans what happens behind the scenes of the Akatsuki. What Kishimoto-sensei hasn't said about the Akatsuki. What happened when some of them joined, all the comedy not shown, maybe even some yaoi (be warned. There isn't going to be anything hard, though. I'm just warning the yaoi-haters). The weirdness will start in chapter one.
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Babs McGoogle: This space will be used to answer questions you people out there have to ask the members of the Akatsuki, or me. I'll answer them. The easiest way for me to get your questions is to ask one in a review. Please re-
Hidan: Hey! You actually wrote it! Now I don't have to (beep)in' kill ya'!
B: Agh! Hidan! There should be no swearing in this!
H: Since this is basically a reality-show fanfic about the Akatsuki, I'll be in it, and I (beep)in' swear a lot!
B: Hidan…you're hopeless…
H: Please (beep)in' review! (beep)!
B: Hidan! I'm supposed to say that, without the swearing!!
Thanks for Reading!
-Signing off, Babs McGoogle