Draco Malfoy¡¯s Guide to Unsuccessfully Killing Your Arch Nemesis
Warning: I was on Sugar High when I wrote this. It¡¯s completely PWP. This fic includes Evil-Insane-Kinda-Creepy-Unsuccessful!Draco, Scared-For-His-Life(-¡®Cuz- He¡¯s-Being-Threatened-By-Evil-Insane!Draco)-Kinda-Ingnorant!Harry, Ignorant-Very-Hungry!Ron and Not-So-Smart-Nose-In-A-Book!Hermione.
Phoenix: Now that's said, drum roll *a drum rolls across the stage*, umm... introducing the people who will be commenting. Me (Phoenix Ashes), Destiny (My fwend! Read her stories at Phoenixia-Destiny-Past), Draco (The stage hog (Draco: Hey!)), Harry (The naive person that doesn't realize that Draco's out to kill him!(Harry: What?...?), Ron (The stupid(Ron: HEY!!!!!) person who usually gets hurt), and Hermione (The girl who just doesn't figure it out(Hermione: *glare*)). Please read.
*curtain opening* Hey! It works!!! *curtin gets stuck* DARN!
Chapter One: Ice-Cream Incident
It was a June at Hogwarts (Draco: Actually, Hogsmeade Phoenix: *bonks him on the head*) and a certain evil villain was plotting his revenge (Draco: Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!). The sixth years were restless. Why, you ask? ¡®Cuz it¡¯s a HOGSMEADE WEEKEND (Draco: well duh! Phoenix: Shut up!)!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *sneaking around the Ice Cream Parlour* Mwahahaha!!!! This will get rid of Potter for good!!!! *cackles evilly*
Everyone Else: *edges away from Draco*... *Then dissappears 'cuz they're disrupting the story*
Draco: *blinkblink* Uh... Anyway, *evil smirk* I will be rid of Potter, FOREVER!!!!!! *thunder crashes and lighting strikes... then suddenly clear out* Ah hah! *puts on costume which is just a hat from the ice cream parlour*
Harry: Hey, Ron! You said you were hungry, let's get ice cream.
Hermione: *nose in a book* Agreed, the temperature feels like 100 degrees!
Ron: I'm coming! Sheesh!
Harry: *orders the ice creams*
Draco: *disguised as the waiter person* *casts a freezing spell so that the ice cream that he guessed Harry would eat would be extra cold* *hands ice cream to them*
*turns around and laughs ebilwy (Draco: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)*
Harry: Here! *hands the icecream cone that was charmed to freeze to ...RON!!!!*
Ron/Hermione: Thanks!
Ron: (Harry: *blinkblink* Hermione: *nose in a book* WHATWHAT!!!!!!!!!!??????? Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)*eats ice cream**gets brainfreeze* ARGH!!!! NOO!!!! *whimpering (Ron: HEY!!!!!) in pain*
Draco: *laughs semi-evilly cuz his evil plan wasn't completely successful (Draco: Well it humiliated the Weasel! Harry/Ron/Hermione: Don't call him/me that, Ferret Boy!!!! Phoenix/Destiny: *sighes at their childishness* Stop interrupting!!!!!)*
Phoenix: The End.
*Curtain starts closing*
Draco: NO!!! I'm not finished!!! I have one more line!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curtain closes*
*in backgound* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*fades*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning: I was on Sugar High when I wrote this. It¡¯s completely PWP. This fic includes Evil-Insane-Kinda-Creepy-Unsuccessful!Draco, Scared-For-His-Life(-¡®Cuz- He¡¯s-Being-Threatened-By-Evil-Insane!Draco)-Kinda-Ingnorant!Harry, Ignorant-Very-Hungry!Ron and Not-So-Smart-Nose-In-A-Book!Hermione.
Phoenix: Now that's said, drum roll *a drum rolls across the stage*, umm... introducing the people who will be commenting. Me (Phoenix Ashes), Destiny (My fwend! Read her stories at Phoenixia-Destiny-Past), Draco (The stage hog (Draco: Hey!)), Harry (The naive person that doesn't realize that Draco's out to kill him!(Harry: What?...?), Ron (The stupid(Ron: HEY!!!!!) person who usually gets hurt), and Hermione (The girl who just doesn't figure it out(Hermione: *glare*)). Please read.
*curtain opening* Hey! It works!!! *curtin gets stuck* DARN!
Chapter One: Ice-Cream Incident
It was a June at Hogwarts (Draco: Actually, Hogsmeade Phoenix: *bonks him on the head*) and a certain evil villain was plotting his revenge (Draco: Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!). The sixth years were restless. Why, you ask? ¡®Cuz it¡¯s a HOGSMEADE WEEKEND (Draco: well duh! Phoenix: Shut up!)!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *sneaking around the Ice Cream Parlour* Mwahahaha!!!! This will get rid of Potter for good!!!! *cackles evilly*
Everyone Else: *edges away from Draco*... *Then dissappears 'cuz they're disrupting the story*
Draco: *blinkblink* Uh... Anyway, *evil smirk* I will be rid of Potter, FOREVER!!!!!! *thunder crashes and lighting strikes... then suddenly clear out* Ah hah! *puts on costume which is just a hat from the ice cream parlour*
Harry: Hey, Ron! You said you were hungry, let's get ice cream.
Hermione: *nose in a book* Agreed, the temperature feels like 100 degrees!
Ron: I'm coming! Sheesh!
Harry: *orders the ice creams*
Draco: *disguised as the waiter person* *casts a freezing spell so that the ice cream that he guessed Harry would eat would be extra cold* *hands ice cream to them*
*turns around and laughs ebilwy (Draco: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)*
Harry: Here! *hands the icecream cone that was charmed to freeze to ...RON!!!!*
Ron/Hermione: Thanks!
Ron: (Harry: *blinkblink* Hermione: *nose in a book* WHATWHAT!!!!!!!!!!??????? Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)*eats ice cream**gets brainfreeze* ARGH!!!! NOO!!!! *whimpering (Ron: HEY!!!!!) in pain*
Draco: *laughs semi-evilly cuz his evil plan wasn't completely successful (Draco: Well it humiliated the Weasel! Harry/Ron/Hermione: Don't call him/me that, Ferret Boy!!!! Phoenix/Destiny: *sighes at their childishness* Stop interrupting!!!!!)*
Phoenix: The End.
*Curtain starts closing*
Draco: NO!!! I'm not finished!!! I have one more line!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curtain closes*
*in backgound* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*fades*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!