Koopalings, Big Five, and Winx Villains
AN: The Koopalings refer to Bowser by name in Paper Jam so that's why they do so here.
Chapter 1: Villains Unite
"Today we're going to crush Mario and Luigi!" said Bowser.
"Yeah!" said Bowser Jr. "This time he's dead meat!"
Kamek and the seven Kooaplings cheered. They were standing at the arena in the Sky from Super Mario 64.
Then, Dimentio and Fawful teleported in.
"Who in the Shadow Realm are you?" said Bowser.
"I'm the master of dimensions, pleaser of crowds... Dimentio!" said the jester.
"And I'm Fawful, the most awesomest villain of ever!" said the mad scientist.
"We'll be taking it from here," said Dimentio.
"Fawful used a mega ray to give all of your minions the brainwashing," said Fawful. "They are working for us now! I have chortles!"
"Get them!" said Bowser.
Kamek cast a spell at Dimentio, but Dimentio dodged and countered with a magic attack, which hit Kamek directly and sent him flying over the edge.
Bowser Jr. shot a fireball at Fawful, but Fawful dove at him repeatedly, knocking him down. Bowser Jr. exploded in a puff of smoke.
"I'll take them on myself!" said Bowser, and he shot a mighty blast of flame at Dimentio and Fawful. Fawful jumped out of the way with his Vacuum Helmet while Dimentio flew out of the way. Fawful pulled out a ray gun and shot Bowser with it. Bowser fell on his back, unable to get up. Then Dimentio created a box around Bowser and snapped his fingers. The box exploded, taking Bowser with it.
The Koopalings charged at them, but Dimentio teleported them above the lake near Peach's castle, and they fell with a SPLASH into the lake.
"Now we rule the Mushroom Kingdom," said Dimentio.
"And we shall give the Mario Bros. the mustard of doom when they are coming here!" said Fawful.
"They killed Master Bowser and they've probably teleported Peach to their base," said Larry.
"That Dimentio seemed even more demented than me!" said Iggy.
"And I thought I was the best evil clown," said Lemmy.
"We'll have to bring King Bowser back!" said Roy.
Dimentio appeared. "No use," he said. "Fawful already destroyed all your revival potions. And I know how long it takes to make those! Join us, and if you dare oppose us, we'll destroy you this time! Ciao!" He teleported away.
"Now what?" said Morton.
"I know some people," said Ludwig, and he pulled out a cell phone and made a call. In ten minutes, a warp pipe appeared and out came five men. Gansley was an old man who was mostly bald and had an olive suit; Crump was a fat man with a green suit, dark hair, and a mustache; Johnson was a man with a dark blue suit, dark hair, and glasses; Nesbitt was a man with dark brown hair and a black suit; and Lector was a man with darker skin, brown hair and a beard, and a dark grayish purple suit.
"Meet the Big Five," said Ludwig. "We've been making business deals."
"So, if we help you defeat Dimentio and Fawful, and you get to make another potion to revive Bowser, what's in it for us?" said Gansley.
"One thousand coins," said Ludwig. "And we'll see to it that Bowser makes you five of his highest-ranking minions!"
"Deal," said Gansley. "And I'm also dealing with another gang as well, so we'll get them to come in and help." He pulled out a cell phone. "Hello? Yes. I have a deal you can't refuse. Meet us at Peach's castle."
In a few minutes, a dark phoenix with three tails flew in. Beside him were three witches, a handsome wizard, and four Gothic wizards. The dark phoenix landed on the ground and assumed a skeletal humanoid form.
"I am Lord Darkar," he said. "These witches are the Trix, this wizard here is Valtor, and these Gothic wizards are the Wizards of the Black Circle: Ogron, Anagan, Gantlos, and Duman."
Ogron had long red hair and a beard. Anagan had darker skin and dark hair in a ducktail. Gantlos had long blonde hair and a hat, and slightly resembled Freddy Krueger. Duman had a pink mohawk.
"So, what is this deal?" said Darkar.
"These Koopalings want to defeat some rival villains who have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom," said Gansley. "Join us in our quest to take them down."
"And what do I get out of it?" said Darkar.
"It's classified information," said Gansley. "This way." He led Darkar down the path until he was sure they were out of earshot of the Koopalings. "As soon as we've defeated Dimentio and Fawful, we'll help you take the Mushroom Kingdom yourselves! Together we'll crush the competition, a.k.a. the Koopalings, and destroy the Mario Bros.!"
"You've got yourself a deal, Gansley," said Darkar, and they shook hands. Then Darkar and Gansley walked back over to the others.
"We're splitting into pairs," said Darkar. "Duman, Iggy, Nesbitt, you're with me. Valtor, Anagan, you go with Lector and Ludwig. Gantlos, you go with Gansley, Morton, and Roy. Ogron, you go with Crump, Larry, and Lemmy. Trix, you three go with Wendy and Johnson."
"Where do we start?" said Lector.
"There are paintings and other entrances to different worlds inside Peach's castle," said Ludwig. "And we're assuming Dimentio has kidnapped Peach already so it should be empty."
"What if there are Toads in there?" said Anagan.
"We destroy them!" said Iggy.
"Then let's go!" said Darkar. "We'll meet up in the main room once we've got enough Stars to reach the Sky!"
