A/N YAY ME AND MY FRIENDS WROTE THIS
Emmett:*watching tv* ha ha silly dog!
Random girl:*walks through front door*
Emmett:*confused*
Random girl:*goes to kitchen and gets doritos**sits down on couch*
Emmett:...umm who are you?
Random girl:...your worst nightmare...just kidding I'm Ricki
Emmett:...okaaay...why are you here
Ricki:I was bored... my friends will be here in a minute
Emmett:WHAT?*runs to Esme*MOMMY HELP ME SOME CRAZY CHICK JUST BUST UP IN OUR HOUSE!
Esme:smh...whiney lil baby*walks away*
Carlisle:*walks in**sees girl eating doritos**goes back to hospital*
Nessie:*walks in with Jasper**sees Ricki*HEY WASSUP?
Ricki:nothin want some?
nessie:sure*sits on couch and eats doritos*
jasper:*confused**tries to walk out door but gets trampled by about 200 teenagers*...ouch
jasper:*still getting trampled*
teenagers:*screams*
emmett:*comes back in**points at jasper*HA HA YOUR GETTING TRAMPLED!
ricki and nessie:*still watching tv ignoring the loud teenagers*
random teenager:PICKLE FIGHT!
everyone except jasper:*throws pickle*
EDWARD WALKS IN
edward:esme is soooo gonna kill you guys for destroying her house with pickles,you know it destroys the carpet...
emmett:*throws pickle at edward*
edward:*dodges pickle*
jasper who is still on the ground:UUUUGgh ouchie*stands up* *gets knocked back down with a huge flying pickle of doom*ugh why do I even try...
BOOOM!
jasper:ok who exploded the microwave?
ricki:the microwave?oh no my hamster was in there...
anarib:poor bob..
bella:*walks in*whoa who are all these people
random teenager:*growls at bella*
bella:*falls in volcano*
anarib and ricki:*jumps up and down in happiness*
bella:*climbs out volcano*
anarib and ricki:aww maaan!
wolf man:*walks in*
rosalie:*comes out of nowhere*eww whats that smell*sees wolves*oh ew I thought I smelled dog*falls in volcano*
leah and hazle:*evil laugh*
A/N I WILL UPDATE SOOOOOON