So this is my Christmas prezzie to all you fanfictioners out there! I wrote it like six months ago.

Sad I know but hey who wouldn't want a compleatly sexy manie coon stuck up their tree this year?

luv from Felixfeles


One the first day of Christmas

Bomba gave to me

The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the second day of Christmas

Rumpus gave to me

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the third day of Christmas

Bustopher gave to me

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the fourth day of Christmas

Rumple gave to me

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the fifth day of Christmas

Growltiger gave to me

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the sixth day of Christmas

Jenny gave to me

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the seventh day of Christmas

Skimple gave to me

Seven drops-o-scotch

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the eighth day of Christmas

Jemima gave to me

Eight sweet sopranos

Seven drops-o-scotch

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the ninth day of Christmas

Misto gave to me

Nine magic hats

Eight sweet sopranos

Seven drops-o-scotch

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the tenth day of Christmas

Vicky gave to me

Ten pirouettes

Nine magic hats

Eight sweet sopranos

Seven drops-o-scotch

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the eleventh day Christmas

Macavity gave me

Eleven evil Hench cats

Ten pirouettes

Nine magic hats

Eight sweet sopranos

Seven drops-o-scotch

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree


On the twelfth day of Christmas

The Jellicles gave to me

Twelve TSE's

Eleven evil Hench cats

Ten pirouettes

Nine magic hats

Eight sweet sopranos

Seven drops-o-scotch

Six mice a-tatting

Five Siamese

Four stolen pearls

Three big spoons

Two fluffy pekes

And The Tugger stuck up a palm tree!