***Author's note***: I would like to dedicate this story to my mom who has
been having an all out war with the mice in our house^_^. She has given me
some great inspiration to write a new fic for you all! I mean, these mice
are smart! They'll lick all of the peanut butter that my mom puts on the
traps and one mouse even TOOK the trap. So ENJOY!!
~zelda-chic04
P.S. One little note^_^, in this story InuYasha and Kagome are MARRIED and have three kids............don't freak out, lol............this is suppose to be a comedy not a sappy love romance.^___^
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***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha
Mouse Trap
Chapter 1: The war beings
As the kids ran around wildly Kagome hurriedly cooked breakfast and made two of her kids' lunches. Her littlest one, Kiana, who was four, ran around the kitchen with a pot on her head. Her middle child, Taina, who was twelve, stomped into the kitchen.
"Mother! I have NOTHING to wear!" Taina complained still wearing her silky blue starred pajamas. Taina was your typical young junior high preteen.
"Why don't you wear that blue hoodie you love so much?" Kagome suggested trying to flip over the cooking pancakes.
"I wore that thing so like two weeks ago! I need something new and exciting!"
"I don't know, but you better get changed before the bus comes missy!"
Taina grumbled under her breath and stomped back out of the room. Kagome's oldest, Sakura, who was fifteen, sat patiently at the kitchen table watching her over reactive sister pout.
"What a brat." Sakura laughed to herself.
"Don't talk like that about your sister!" Kagome scolded while setting the pan into the sink.
"Sorry mom, but you know it's true!"
Kagome stared at her daughter. "Call me out-of-date, but what's been going on with your sister lately?" Kagome asked concerned.
"What's new?! She has a major crush, along with all the rest of the girls on a really popular guy by the name of Marcus, and she's trying to act like a preppy girl to get his attention. Typical preteens!" Sakura shook her head like she was the parent.
"Well that solves everything!" Kagome yelled out.
"Solves what? That you actually know what's going on for once, mom?" Sakura laughed at herself.
"NO! I found out why spatula's messed up. And I DO know what goes on, thank you very much!" Kagome answered back trying to act like a teen.
Within the next minute a beeping horn was heard and Sakura darted from the table. "Bye mom! See you later!" Sakura waved running out the door. The beeping continued and Kagome looked outside the window to see that Taina was still not outside. "TAINA! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE! THE BUS IS WAITING!" Kagome screamed catching her screaming meemee toddler.
"I'm ready mom! BYE!" Taina yelled back trying to get out the door.
Kagome saw her approach the door and stopped Taina. Taina was wearing a tight black dress shirt that was Sakura's and a pair of really low-rise denim jeans that made her stomach show. She had an overload of make-up for someone Taina's age and her hair was put up with a few curls hanging down. "If you weren't late I'd make you change right now!" Taina shrugged and slammed the door closed.
"I swear, that girl is gonna end up in the wrong crowd." Kagome said loudly to herself holding a squirming Kiana. "I hope you don't turn into somebody like your older sister, Taina." Kagome said to Kiana kissing her on the cheek and setting her down to let her run around again.
Kagome smelt the air and smelled something burning. "AH! My cinnamon buns are burning!" She ran into the kitchen and made it in time to save the buns. Things were back to normal now in the Takashi residence. Normal meaning total chaos and no organization. As Kagome was in the middle of completing her morning routine of cooking the doorbell was rung. 'Man, must be Sango to pick up Kiana.' Kagome said to herself. "INUYASHA! Can you please get the door! I'm kind of tied up!" Kagome yelled finishing icing the cinnamon buns and picking up Kiana.
Kagome waited for an answer but no reply. "INUYASHA! INU—oh screw it!" Kagome rushed to the door with her kid on one arm and the diaper bag in the other. She opened the door to get a warm welcome from Sango, her best friend. "Wow, I never thought you'd come!" Kagome laughed.
"Aunt Sango!" Kiana said in her toddler voice.
"Yeah, I guess it's crazy as usual." Sango said laughing with Kagome. "I'm assuming Kiana's ready to go. Makoto's sleeping right now." Sango said taking Kiana and the bag from Kagome.
Kagome smiled and waved at Kiana. "Buh bye honey! I'll see you later when I pick you up!" Kagome blew Kiana a kiss and she giggled.
Sango and Kagome have been best friends forever and their husbands, Miroku and InuYasha, were good friends as well. Sango and Miroku have five kids; Liana, 17, Megumi, 13, Keiji, 7, and Makoto, 4. The two families are so close that they refer to Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and InuYasha as Aunt and Uncle.
Kagome shut the door and went to look for her missing husband. Looking everywhere, Kagome couldn't find him so she resorted to the basement. She found him on the cold concrete part of the floor sniffing the ground. "What the hell are you doing?!" Kagome asked very puzzled.
"I am on the hunt!" InuYasha informed quickly moving around.
"The hunt for what?"
"MICE!" InuYasha pounced into the corner of the room.
Kagome rolled her eyes and turned around to see a mouse run across the floor. "OH MY GOSH! A MOUSE!" Kagome shrieked jumping into InuYasha's arms.
"Get off of me!" InuYasha yelled pushing Kagome off.
"I'm you're wife! We have three kids! We had s—"
"Shut up woman!" InuYasha kissed Kagome.
Kagome smirked. "That's better."
Suddenly the same mouse ran up and approached the two. "There you are you little booger!" InuYasha evilly grinned and leaped towards the mouse.
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HEY! I hoped this was an interesting story! Sorry for the first chappie for lacking some action, but u gotta say that Kagome's situation was pretty funny.........there WILL be more action and comedy coming in future chapters so stay tuned!!
~zelda-chic04
P.S. One little note^_^, in this story InuYasha and Kagome are MARRIED and have three kids............don't freak out, lol............this is suppose to be a comedy not a sappy love romance.^___^
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***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha
Mouse Trap
Chapter 1: The war beings
As the kids ran around wildly Kagome hurriedly cooked breakfast and made two of her kids' lunches. Her littlest one, Kiana, who was four, ran around the kitchen with a pot on her head. Her middle child, Taina, who was twelve, stomped into the kitchen.
"Mother! I have NOTHING to wear!" Taina complained still wearing her silky blue starred pajamas. Taina was your typical young junior high preteen.
"Why don't you wear that blue hoodie you love so much?" Kagome suggested trying to flip over the cooking pancakes.
"I wore that thing so like two weeks ago! I need something new and exciting!"
"I don't know, but you better get changed before the bus comes missy!"
Taina grumbled under her breath and stomped back out of the room. Kagome's oldest, Sakura, who was fifteen, sat patiently at the kitchen table watching her over reactive sister pout.
"What a brat." Sakura laughed to herself.
"Don't talk like that about your sister!" Kagome scolded while setting the pan into the sink.
"Sorry mom, but you know it's true!"
Kagome stared at her daughter. "Call me out-of-date, but what's been going on with your sister lately?" Kagome asked concerned.
"What's new?! She has a major crush, along with all the rest of the girls on a really popular guy by the name of Marcus, and she's trying to act like a preppy girl to get his attention. Typical preteens!" Sakura shook her head like she was the parent.
"Well that solves everything!" Kagome yelled out.
"Solves what? That you actually know what's going on for once, mom?" Sakura laughed at herself.
"NO! I found out why spatula's messed up. And I DO know what goes on, thank you very much!" Kagome answered back trying to act like a teen.
Within the next minute a beeping horn was heard and Sakura darted from the table. "Bye mom! See you later!" Sakura waved running out the door. The beeping continued and Kagome looked outside the window to see that Taina was still not outside. "TAINA! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE! THE BUS IS WAITING!" Kagome screamed catching her screaming meemee toddler.
"I'm ready mom! BYE!" Taina yelled back trying to get out the door.
Kagome saw her approach the door and stopped Taina. Taina was wearing a tight black dress shirt that was Sakura's and a pair of really low-rise denim jeans that made her stomach show. She had an overload of make-up for someone Taina's age and her hair was put up with a few curls hanging down. "If you weren't late I'd make you change right now!" Taina shrugged and slammed the door closed.
"I swear, that girl is gonna end up in the wrong crowd." Kagome said loudly to herself holding a squirming Kiana. "I hope you don't turn into somebody like your older sister, Taina." Kagome said to Kiana kissing her on the cheek and setting her down to let her run around again.
Kagome smelt the air and smelled something burning. "AH! My cinnamon buns are burning!" She ran into the kitchen and made it in time to save the buns. Things were back to normal now in the Takashi residence. Normal meaning total chaos and no organization. As Kagome was in the middle of completing her morning routine of cooking the doorbell was rung. 'Man, must be Sango to pick up Kiana.' Kagome said to herself. "INUYASHA! Can you please get the door! I'm kind of tied up!" Kagome yelled finishing icing the cinnamon buns and picking up Kiana.
Kagome waited for an answer but no reply. "INUYASHA! INU—oh screw it!" Kagome rushed to the door with her kid on one arm and the diaper bag in the other. She opened the door to get a warm welcome from Sango, her best friend. "Wow, I never thought you'd come!" Kagome laughed.
"Aunt Sango!" Kiana said in her toddler voice.
"Yeah, I guess it's crazy as usual." Sango said laughing with Kagome. "I'm assuming Kiana's ready to go. Makoto's sleeping right now." Sango said taking Kiana and the bag from Kagome.
Kagome smiled and waved at Kiana. "Buh bye honey! I'll see you later when I pick you up!" Kagome blew Kiana a kiss and she giggled.
Sango and Kagome have been best friends forever and their husbands, Miroku and InuYasha, were good friends as well. Sango and Miroku have five kids; Liana, 17, Megumi, 13, Keiji, 7, and Makoto, 4. The two families are so close that they refer to Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and InuYasha as Aunt and Uncle.
Kagome shut the door and went to look for her missing husband. Looking everywhere, Kagome couldn't find him so she resorted to the basement. She found him on the cold concrete part of the floor sniffing the ground. "What the hell are you doing?!" Kagome asked very puzzled.
"I am on the hunt!" InuYasha informed quickly moving around.
"The hunt for what?"
"MICE!" InuYasha pounced into the corner of the room.
Kagome rolled her eyes and turned around to see a mouse run across the floor. "OH MY GOSH! A MOUSE!" Kagome shrieked jumping into InuYasha's arms.
"Get off of me!" InuYasha yelled pushing Kagome off.
"I'm you're wife! We have three kids! We had s—"
"Shut up woman!" InuYasha kissed Kagome.
Kagome smirked. "That's better."
Suddenly the same mouse ran up and approached the two. "There you are you little booger!" InuYasha evilly grinned and leaped towards the mouse.
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HEY! I hoped this was an interesting story! Sorry for the first chappie for lacking some action, but u gotta say that Kagome's situation was pretty funny.........there WILL be more action and comedy coming in future chapters so stay tuned!!