Disclaimer: None of Glee belongs to me; I've just got a lot of imagination and ADD.
AN: None of this is Betaed; I'm the only one who's edited it so sorry for any mistakes.
Noah Puckerman May Have Involuntarily Left Lima
…But That Doesn't Mean He Wants to Come Back
One day Puck doesn't show up for school, not too out of the ordinary. But when no one can reach him all week they start to wonder. How does someone like Noah Puckerman just disappear?
Chapter 1: Noah Puckerman Used To Be A Part Of Glee
"Has anyone seen Puck today?" Mr. Schuester's question garnered a few unenthusiastic shrugs and negative grunts.
"He'd better not have gotten himself sent back to that juvenile detention center. We really can't afford to be searching for someone to replace him, again, this late in the game." Rachel lectured her imaginary audience.
"I tried calling his cell, it said something about the service provider turning it off. I think he might not have paid the bill again," Finn shared.
"Well, I'm sure he'll be here tomorrow, he might just be taking another 'day off,'" their teacher reassured the mostly uncaring Glee club members who'd already come to that conclusion and the club moved on. Little did they know that as they started that week's lesson Noah Puckerman was hours away ending his first day at his new school.
"Noah Puckerman, right?" One of the boys whose names he hadn't bothered to learn from his science class called after him down the hall. "You used to be a part of the Glee Club at your old school, which did remarkably well considering the circumstances and obstacles the group faced."
"Is there a point somewhere in there? 'Cause if you really did all your research you should have known to send a chick after me, not some dweeb." Puck was in a very bad mood. His own mother had kicked him out of the house and the only relative that was willing to take him in just had to live in this school district, and she had actual rules about hair and things.
"Well, we understand that the Glee Club at your old school wasn't very popular but I wanted to tell you that that isn't the case here at-"
"Are you trying to tell me joining you will help me make friends or some shit?"
"Yes, it could help you to become popular, and-"
"Look, I don't care if everyone at this shitty school worships the fucking ground you walk on." Here he crowded the slimmer boy up against the lockers and gave him the most hateful glare he could while slamming his fist into the locker next to his head. "I'm not joining one of those gay ass clubs and singing fruity songs with a bunch of fairies again. If anyone from your group comes near me again I'll show them everything I ever learned about dishing out a beat down in fight club. Got it?"
"Uh, yes!" Squeaked out the terrified student. As Puck turned and stalked off towards the exit the stupid 'Glee Club Welcome Committee' member didn't move until he was out of sight.
"I take it he said no," the coach remarked as the student who'd approached Puck darted into practice alone.
"It was more of a hateful 'I'll kill you if you try to ask me' than a simple no," he reported to his teacher.
"Well, I do so enjoy poaching New Directions talent and Noah Puckerman has that 'badboy persona' stage presence. His singing and dancing skills have the potential to be up to par. We can't give up so easily." Pressing a button that caused a buzzer to sound throughout the entire auditorium the teacher called all the practicing students' attention to him. "Everyone, I want you to watch and if possible befriend Noah Puckerman. He's a new transfer student from McKinley High, yes another one, he was a member of New Directions since the year they started but he seems to dislike the idea of joining our Glee club. Don't mention your participation in this club if he allows you close."
"What are we looking for?" One of the students called out.
"Anything I can use to, convince, him that it is in his best interests to join us."
AN: More Puck for the win! Started writing it like June, 2011, but hells yeah it's done.
Now I've got another story up should I a) alternate publishing a chapter from each story approximately every other week (Werewolf this week, Involuntarily the next) or should I b) publish the rest of this only after Being a Werewolf is completely up? It costs more than I really want to pay in a week to upload more than one chapter but I've put up the first chapter of this story and anyone who wants can tell me how their vote goes. Thanks.
Read and Review because I've got all my stories on my computer already, I don't need to post them. But if someone likes one of my stories then I will post the rest of it for them.