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TNA's Best of Holiday Wants.

As the camera comes on we see a Traci with a wicked smile on her face and a mic in her hand. She's standing in what looks to be a commandeered Zybisco's office. There's a couple of tech people standing by and a couple of back up camera men. And a guy making sure the cooler next to the leather couch has bottles of drink able goodness in it is open.

Traci: Welcome to TNA's best of Holiday Wants! Now I'm not going to lie folks. This is all about stuff that people want, and unlike the brilliant Alcoholic's fic. You won't see any fronters like Paul, I jumped the bosses daughter to get a head in here. This is all about real men! Now please welcome Samoa Joe...since Joe is a no show...nope change that... thanks for coming Joe...to tell the truth I didn't think you would show.

Samoa Joe just sits down on the coach and swipes a bottle of water and slightly glares at Traci, but then thinks better of it. Traci then moves over to get the mic over near Joe. But keeps her distance, Joe has proven to have a mean streak. While Traci doesn't think he will beat her down, she's not taking any chances. Joe visible frowns, and sighs loudly causing Traci to jump a little.

Joe: "Well Traci, my holiday want is for women to stop jumping around me. That and I'd like a sweet little hottie wife to call my very own... That's the real reason I beat the shit out of Daniels! That man has everything! A wife who loves him, two little angels who call him daddy! What do I have? A gold belt that's cold and doesn't love me! Damn you Daniels, you are already gods gift to wrestling! Why must you have everything!"

Joe gets up and leaves the room in tears, as Traci looks on in shock. Next enters Petey Williams looking very good in black jeans with a black tank and light leather jacket. Traci pales a bit, due to his cat with the canary in mouth grin.

Still Traci doesn't bolt but waits as the Canadian Destroyer sits down looking very happily up at woman he has it bad for. Quickly proving why he's was X-division title holder for over five months. Petey pulls Traci down on to his lap, with a small thud.

Petey: What I want for the holidays... is you my beloved Traci. Will you do me the honor of being my wife?"

Traci: Petey...you realize that Matt already asked me...just look at the ring."

Petey looks on in horror as he sees a large tear shaped blue sapphire set in white gold with two tear drops of ruby on each side. Petey quickly runs form the room, horrified and crushed. Traci looks on carefully, waiting and listening to make sure her would be hubby is no hiding or with in ear shot. Seeing that the Canadian Destroyer has left the area, Traci pulls out her cell and quickly dials up Matt Bentley.

Matt Bentley: "Hey, Traci what's up?"

Traci: "Matt, I need you to do me a huge favor."

Matt Bentley: "Sure, Traci anything for my kick ass manager."

Traci: "Matt, I need you to pretend we are getting married."

Matt Bentley: "What! Traci, you and I just have business relationship! We aren't even dating, and you want to marry me?"

Traci: "Matt. I said pretend! Fake, you know put up a front?"

Matt Bentley: "Hey, are you saying I'm not good enough to marry? Cause I'd make a great husband, I'm loyal, loving, caring, good with cars, plumping, electronics, computer repair, home repair. Traci will you marry me?"

Traci: "Matt you twit! As you said before we aren't dating. I need you to go along with this so Petey Williams will leave me alone. He tried to ask me to marry him, just a minute ago."

Matt Bentley: "Don't worry Traci, I'll make sure that would be wife stealer gets the hint. No one steals the my soon to be wife, the woman who the ground she walks on I hold dear. The very air you breath is scarred to me. Your eyes are pools of soft warm brown heaven. The very.."

Traci: "Good-bye Matt."

Traci hangs up her cell and sighs as in next walks Eric Young smiling away. Young sits down on the coach and waits for Traci to put the mic down for him and ask him questions.

Traci: "So Eric what do you want this holiday season?"

Eric: "Well, I'd like Petey to stop whining about how you don't love him. It's driving me nuts, I can only take so much of it. Next I'd like for the world to realize that Jeff Hardy isn't cool! I'm the "The Charismatic Enigma! Me Showtime Eric Young is one to watch!"

Traci: "Well Eric is there anything else you would like to talk about?"

Eric Young: "Well, another thing coach D'Amore is a jerk! Yeah he's just what Don West and Mike Tenay call him. A big fat load!"

Traci watchs on in mild shock as Eric Young rips at anything form D'Amore to the current state of both American and Candain domestic polices to how to properly grow rose bushes. Traci realizes that Eric has some good tips on how to make the most out of limited storage space. Quickly pulls out a mini tape recorder and presses the button.

Her grin gets even bigger as Eric goes on about how best to make a tasty batch of blue steaks and what beer goes best with them. Eric goes on about other things form hockey to history for about ten more minutes when in walks Bobby Roode. Who glares at Young as he's just starting to go on about why working with AMW is worse than dealing with hyper monkeys. Young glares back and politely says good-bye to Traci and leaves. Traci waves at Young and gives him a look that says call me latter. Traci then turns her attention back to Roode who is now sitting on the couch.

Traci: "Well thanks for nothing Roode...Eric was just getting to how best to get out blood stains. So what do you want this holiday season?"

Boddy Roode: "Hey I know better than that little bitch how to get out blood stains! I was a pro hockey player before I was a wrestler. Anyway I want...Chris Harris to wake up and realize that James Storm is using him! Storm is a user, he's just out for himself. He doesn't care about Harris, not the way I do."

Traci: "Roode...are you saying your gay and hot for Chris Harris?"

Boddy Roode: "Yes! I'm gayer than Carson on Queer Eye! Bye the way Carson, real men don't use pink for anything bitch!"

Roode steals a bottle of beer and takes off in a huff as Traci watches in shock. Roode coming out of the closet wasn't something she'd seen coming. Nor was his un-ding devotion to Wild Cat Chris Harris who is so straight that he makes the founder of play boy look gay. Still it would be kind of fun to watch Roode and Storm fight like mad once the show airs. Storm being so hung up on Harris that he'd even tried to break up his marriage once.

Traci smiles at the thought as in next walks, AJ Styles. Who smiles at her and sits down on the coach pulling out a bottle of V8 Lemon twist and takes a drink. Traci sits next to AJ and puts the mic ready for him.

Traci: "Thanks for being here AJ. So what would you like for this holiday season? You have almost everything a man could want. Your happily married, have a son, mulit title straps and the respect of your peers and fans. Your also known as one of the sweetest guys in the business."

AJ blushes bright red and takes a few minutes to become un-red. AJ is soon no longer red but still has a embarrassed smile on his face. Traci just about melts, AJ is just so sweet. The man who called by many the greatest thing to ever happen to wrestling, since Christopher Daniels showed up.

AJ Styles: "Thanks for those kind words Traci. I want nothing but to become a father again...that and I would short of like it if people stopped doing slash with me in it. I don't have anything against gays. But even if I was gay and I'm not, I'd never let Vince Russo touch me!"

Traci: "Damn right. Vince Russo scares me too. So how do you feel about the other parings you get?"

AJ Styles: "Well, I don't really like any of them. "

Traci: "Thank you for your time AJ, it was good to see you again."

AJ Styles: "Thanks Traci. Oh by the way congrats on your engagement to Matt Bentley. I hope the two of you will be very happy."

Traci: "AJ, when did you hear about that?"

AJ Styles: "Well, it was pretty hard not too. Petey Williams was screaming it out in anguish as he ran by the locker room. Congrats again on it Traci."

As AJ leaves Traci sighs mentally, something is going to have to be done about Petey. The captain of team Canada was driving her crazier than normal. That was saying something, since Petey found new ways to drive her crazy every time he saw her. It was becoming very piss poor to her, Petey wasn't taking the hint.

Traci thinks on Petey's refusal to say die to his dream of being her number one fanboy. The door opens and in walks Primetime Elix Skipper. Who walks over to the couch and grabs a bottle water and waits for Traci to say something.

Traci: "Sorry about that Elix...Petey is on a angry fanboy rampage. So what do you want for the holidays?"

Elix Skipper: "Well Traci I want my teams to win big. That and I want to be the one to knock off Samoa Joe. To break his unbeaten streak and take the X-division title. Also I want to win the tag straps off of AMW with David Young."

Traci: "Well that sounds good, is there anything else you want to see happen? You know something out of the normal?"

Elix Skipper: "Well, I would like to see that I know nothing towns person Chris Harris wake up and smell the gay in his "partner" James Storm. You know the betting pool as gone up to five grand? Man I could use that extra cash for that new grill I've been eyeing."

Traci: "It's up to five grand already? Damn, I'm going to have to put some money into that. Anything else you would like to say Elix?"

Elix Skipper: " Just one, people...look I know it looks like it a lot. But not that many of us are gay or bi. Stop with the slash already, I wouldn't do Lo Ki or Daniels or any other guy. No matter how much time I have spent or do spend with them."

Traci: "Thanks for you time Primetime."

Elix Skipper: "No problem Traci. By the way heard about you and Bentley. Way to go girl! You won me 2 grand, I thank you for it."

Traci sighs as Elix walks out and she hears howls of what could be a wolf or more than likely Petey. Traci wonders just how long Petey will howl. When her next guest walks in, Traci nods at Chris Sabin who walks in and sits down.

Traci: "Well Chris, since we don't get along very well I'll make this short and sweet. What is it that Chris Sabin wants for the his holidays to be kick ass?"

Chirs Sabin: "Well I'd like for Bret Hart, Nick Hexum, Jesus Christ and Natalie Portman. To show up for Christmas dinner. That would make my Christmas great. Also I'd like Petey to stop howling like a lonely wolf at the moon. The man is starting to drive me and the rest of the locker room nuts. If he doesn't shut up soon, he's getting the beat down of a life time."

Traci: "You and me both Sabin. Well thanks for your time and may your Christmas be a good one."

Chris Sabin: "Thanks Traci. Oh by the way heard about you and Bentley. Hope it all works out for you two. "

Traci sighs as she watches Sabin leave shutting the door behind him. It sounds as if Petey is still howling, form the sounds of things the locker room and the Canadian Destroyer were soon to be getting into it. Not more than a minute latter Traci is proven right when she hears the sounds of chairs and other things being broken.

Traci: "Well folks it's time for a commercial break. If you want more, just let the author know by hitting that little button at the bottom of the screen."