Carmelita: YES! Now's MY turn to sing to Sly!
Sly: Why have you done that?
Burnout04: Hey... It's like she says, "Revenge is a lovely glass of champagne"
Sly: I'll kill you... *grabbed by Carmelita*
Burnout04: Have fun Sly! Have fun YOU to by reading this songfic!
Objection: TANGO
Sly was getting away again from Carmelita, but she had a surprise to him when she gets him, she was trying to push him to an no exit alley, which she failed, but he stopped.
Sly: Really? You have to pursuit me EVERYTIME?
Carmelita: Remember those words Ringtail: YOU. ARE. A. THIEF. (A/N: No, she wasn't screaming), but still, you escaped me soo many times. Why do you want to live a thief job? (The music starts here)
Sly: Carm... I can't help it, you're sooo beautiful... I just evade soo many times, to see your beautiful face...
Carmelita: It's not your fault... but...
Then as if on cue, a fast music started and Carmelita danced on is face, then, for Sly's surprise, she started to sing:
[Carmelita]
It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
Sly: What? Who?
But all the damage she's caused is unfixable
Sly: If you think I have a girlfriend stop righ-
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care
Sly: CARMELITA!
If I'm alive or dead
So objection I don't wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way I've got to get away
Sly was getting teased! He couldn't believe it! She wasn't singing about Sly having another GF, but it's about his job as a thief! (Sly: Finally! Only now I realize that?)
Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal
Sly: Nah... You're not minimal.
That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible
Sly: Invisible?
He started to grab and dance with her
But you gotta know small things also count
You better put your feet on the ground
And see what it's about
So objection, I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection the angles of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way, no no no no
I wish there was a chance for you and me
I wish you couldn't find a place to be
Away from here
As if on cue, he started to sing with her!
[Sly and Carmelita]
This is pathetic and sardonic
It's sadistic and psychotic
Tango is not for three, was never meant to be
But you can try it, rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Oh don't you count on me, boy
They were dancing so fast, we can't even count the moves! It was like: 12345678910111213141516171819, it was like a BILLION of moves!
[Sly and Carmelita: Chorus]
Objection I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing the tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way, I've got to get away
Get away
Get away
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Get awa-a-aaaaaayyy
So fast moves, if this was Sly's POV, he would CERTANLY moan...
I'm falling apart in your hands again
Get away
I'm falling apart in your hands again
Get way, get away
When they ended the last part, they kissed. That was the most beautiful night that Carmelita will never forget!
Burnout04: Hmm...?
Sly: I don't know? *turns to Carmelita*
Carmelita: I thought it was good
Burnout04: Me too *Both looks to Sly*
Sly: ...
A/N: He's just nervous about the song, but I'm sure he'll not...