A/N- Co-co written by THECAPSLOCKFREAK(.net/u/2254868/THE-CAPS-LOCK-FREAK) and Rene Da Editar. :D

Disclaimer: We don't own PJO or Pokemon. If we did, Rachel wouldn't be there. XP

Chapter 1

A masked figure was shrouded by the shadows and a black coat covering the creature from head to leg. Without mentioning a single word, the figure communicated.

"Master…" it communicated through silent thought. "Percy has my trust." Its mouth curved upward in a slight smirk. "Your next uprising will come soon, Boss."

Turning in the other direction, the creature disappeared. A flash of a darkhoof appeared from its coat. It was now in search of new recruits for the rising of Lord Kronos. Percy already foiled his plans once, but that was when his master was still in that weakling's body, Luke. They would get stronger quicker this time, now that he was promoted from an apprentice to the second-in-command. It was pathetically easy to play the oh-I'm-so-grateful-you-saved-me part, but it was rather irritating being a suck-up, especially to someone like Percy. He was disgusted by just saying that name, the person who made Kronos fall, who destroyed his carefully thought out plans. He guessed that it was sort of lucky that Percy was just so gullible and that he got free food because of it.

He stretched out his shiny blue-black wings and let out a sigh of content. How great it would be when all of this was over when Kronos and the titans won. He soared throughout the air, feeling the humid-tinged air pull the skin over his mouth back like he was riding a flying sausage.

Little did Percy know how much he would betray him.

Little did Percy know how much he was lied to and how easily he was scammed out of his sugar cubes.

The creature grinned as he dove toward Camp Half-Blood.

Sure enough, Percy was waiting, ignorant, for his beloved pegasus to return.
Not so beloved anymore was he? the creature thought, almost bitterly.

Percy stared at the magnificent black horse, whom he believed was a heroic, majestic pegasus.

As if.

"Where've've you've you been-ded-ded?" Percy asked incoherently.

Blackjack rolled his eyes. So fail grammar, he thought. All the more reason to betray him. It wasn't that he hated Percy to begin with. It was just his father. Poseidon made Blackjack a pegasus, with no opposable thumbs or anything. So he was on the border of neutral and hate with Percy. Then Percy refused to give him doughnuts when pursuing the Hunters, and then Blackjack made a huge jump across that line. It was a no brainer-- he had to betray Percy.

Blackjack responded innocently, "You know, social stuff, Boss. A pegasus needs a social life you know."

Percy raised his eyebrow, still skeptical. "You weren't out getting donuts, were you?"
Blackjack said, "Well Boss, we pegasi can't just drop into some random donut shop and say, 'Yo, wassup, we just want some donuts'; the owner would freak."

Percy replied illiterately, "True dat."

He nodded. "So, boss. What's up? And I mean, seriously. You were waiting for me with your disgusting arms stretched out." He asked, leaving the last part to himself.

"Well, you see, I have a quest- or at least, Grover does. Rachel was like:

Far into the land of the darkness

A Hunter of great power will be found

The one with water powers perished

In all, happiness will surround.

A traitor will come- than the last, more cherished

And others will turn over.

There were some other lines that didn't seem important to me. And so, like you know the line 'The one with water powers perished,' I have to protect that person so I like, have to go, you know- It could be like, my brother!" Percy added densely.

"Were you even asked to go?" Blackjack inquired, amazed at the son of Poseidon's stupidity.

"Course not. Chiron said something about it being too dangerous. Of course, I still kept asking to go, but then he mentioned that there wouldn't be any bacon on the trip. And you know, I have to have bacon. That's why I was so weak in fighting Atlas earlier. Not because of Ares's stupid curse. But then I kept thinking it over, and then I realized I could bring bacon with me!" He nodded, as if that explained everything.

"Riiiiiiiight." Blackjack muttered, backing away slowly.

"And I need you to follow them for me."

Blackjack raised his eyebrow. "Fine. When are we leaving?"

"Now." Percy quickly jumped onto Blackjack's back.

Before the pegasus could even think, Percy forced himself onto Blackjack's back. He shuddered, not wanting to have the son of Poseidon on his back. But it's all for the best. It's to gain his trust. he repeated to himself, trying futilely to convince himself. He flew where he sensed Grover until a wicked, dark idea blossomed in his mind. He suddenly changed course, heading for the dark cave he was originally at at the beginning of this fanfiction.

Halfway through the trip, Percy started to whine uncontrollably.

"I GOTTA POTTYYYYY." Percy then grabbed Blackjack's mane, steering him in some random direction. "Let's !"

Blackjack grumbled. "That would work if you weren't flying around in circles."

Percy, still not potty trained, peed his pants, right on Blackjack's back.

"Yuck," he 'accidentally' made Percy fall off of his back.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THATTTT FEELLLLS GOOOOD." Percy screamed as a mysterious yellow liquid uh, yeah.

A splat sound was heard in the distance, and a voice shouted, "I'M OKAY! I'M STILL INVINCIBLE!"

Crap.

Blackjack sighed in disgust and frustration. This was going to be one long trip.

Out of nowhere, Percy appeared on his back.

"Wait- what?"
Percy, grinning and wearing new pants, patted Harry Potter, who was next to him.

Was he even there the whole ride?

But then he disappeared.

Sighing, Blackjack swooped down into a deep, dark cave.

"Look at my glow-in-the-dark watch!" Percy squealed, all fangirly.

He wasn't wearing a watch. Cringing, Blackjack pretended to like it.

"It's so awesome!"

"Yeah, I know, right? L-O-L! I don't even have a glow-in-the-dark watch! R-O-F-L!"

Fag.
"Ooh, I fell for it, Boss," Blackjack said, pretending to laugh. It was horrible, yes, but Percy was too stupid to notice.

Percy giggled. "You're so hilarious!"
You're not.

A soft, melodious (not really) voice appeared in the distance, singing Alice Human Sacrifice, but was drowned out by the huge gust of wind, and the voice was never heard again... for about five minutes.

He's here, boss, Blackjack said inside his head, making sure Percy didn't hear.

Very good, the voice of Kronos said, appearing in the pegasus' head. Bring him forth.

Obediently, Blackjack trotted into the cave, awaiting the incident that would happen next- awaiting his destiny...and doughnuts.

Percy skipped merrily, not noticing the dark aura emanating from the tunnel. "Where is us?" he asked stupidly.

"We're going to the bathroom," the pegasus replied ominously.