A/N: This is a story of Ryuk reviewing that god awful Netflix's Death Note movie. FUCKING. ENJOY.
Alright, so let me get this straight, Netflix, the succubus of awful movies, made a live action movie about me. Let's watch this train wreck.
*1 hour and 41 minutes later*
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT!? Let me catch you up on what the hell happened. They ruined EVERYTHING! Light. Where do I start with Light? These Hollywood asshats turned Light into a whiny little baby bitch boy. He is such a goddamned pussy through out this whole tragedy. He was presented to be a spineless loser. He treats the death note as a fucking game for half of the movie, and when Mia-I'll fucking get to THAT in a moment-wants to actually kill to get rid of loose ends, he pussies out.
Mia. MIA. How do they fuck up a simple ass name!? Misa goddamnit! Anyway, instead of being the stalker who would do anything for Light, she's now a manipulative bitch who tries to fuck everything up. Spoiler alert, she dies in a very unimpressive way.
All in all this was a good movie. I'd recommend it to anyone who wants to kill there significant other the same night. 10/10