Crack fic alert! Imagination runs wild at 4am... Enjoy!
Hello. I am Tinker Bell. Or as some of you may know me as Konan. That's right. Being the only girl in the Akatsuki, sorry, The Lost Akatsuki. I got stuck with being the flying Fairy. Pain. Being the leader of our group. Is the one and only, man in tights, tunic wearing, Peter Pan. Yaaaay... I do not find this entertaining in anyway. As for the rest of our eccentric group, they are The Lost boys. Sorry. Lost Akatsuki. Again I 'am Konan, Tinker Bell, and please enjoy this special. Yaaaay.
"And we're rolling! Go!" Zetsu chimed.
"Zetsu! Make sure you get a good shot of my tights!" Pain stated, tossing aside the script book, placing his hands on his hips.
"Tobi is a good fairy!" Tobi yelled.
"Shutup idiot!" Deidara shushed, smacking him.
"We're rolling! Shutup!" Tsunade roared.
"ahem!" Pain snuck into the poorly set room as Wendy's room. Konan hiding behind the end table of Wendy's bed. "A very attractive girl..." Pain stated, flashing a grin to the camera. "Hello..." Shakes Wendy's arm... Doesn't wake. "Girl?" Shakes arm even harder. Still doesn't wake. Pain throws his arms into the air. "I can't work with this!" Konan, knocks over the end table, waking Wendy.
"Whaz happening...?" The groggy Wendy asked, rubbing sleep from 'her' eyes.
"Hi there!" Pain grins, immediately going back to the script.
"Sup...?"
"That's not the lines! Stick to the lines!" Tsunade snapped.
"Oooo! Sorry! I just woke up! Give me a second!" Wendy growled. "Oh yeah... were doing the Peter Pan thing!" Frowns instantly. "And I got stuck with the girls part..." Pain scampers to the open window.
"Come with me Wendy!"
"Hell no! I ain't playing a chick! Get me outta this dress!" Naruto yelled. Sakura jumps outta nowhere, smacking him on the head. "What the hell was that for!?"
"Your lines! Stick to them," she hissed, jumping outta the shot.
"Where we going Peter?" Naruto asked in his best girl voice, earning some snickers from backstage. No doubt Sasuke, and the rest of the cast.
"To NeverLand!"
"Where da fuck is that?" Naruto asked.
"The second star to the right!" Points to the sky.
"What stars? Sasuke told me that they were fireflies stuck in the sky!" More snickers, and full out laughter from the back. "I Oughta beat your asses!" Sakura jumps up, punching Naruto/Wendy clean across the face. He collapses into Pain's arms, blood leaking from his mouth.
"We're off! Believe in fairies! Lets go Tink!" Pain shouts, jumping outta the window. Konan gets up, walking towards the window, jumping out, her wings falling off.
"Shit..." Goes back to pick them up, jumping out the window, with her wings under her arm. "Tink, Tink, Tink..."
END OF CHAPTER 1. IT IS 5 AM NOW! AND I WON'T BE SLEEPING FOR A WHILE NOW! :DDDD