THE DAY KID FOUND A FEMALE VERSION OF HIM.

ONE DAY KID DECIDED TO WALK TO CRONA'S HOUSE TO HANGOUT. WELL AS HE IS WALKING HE FINDS TO PENNIES ON THE SIDEWALK. AS HE GOES TO PICK THEM UP SOMEONE PUSHES HIM AWAY AND GRABS THE PENNIES.

"HEY!" KID YELL." THOSE ARE MINE!" THE PERSON THAT TOOK THEM IS WEARING A BLUE HOODIE WITH THE NUMBER 8 ON THE FRONT.

" NO I SAW THEM FIRST!" THE PERSON REPLIES, HIS/HER VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL. KID GLARES AT THE PERSON. "WHO ARE YOU?" KID ASKS.

THE PERSON PULLS BACK THE HOOD TO REVEAL A GIRL. HER HAIR IS CUT SHORT, WITH THREE STRIPES, AND HER OUTFIT LOOKS JUST LIKE KID'S OUTFIT BUT WITH A YELLOW SHIRT UNDERNEATH.

"OMG...YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME!" THEY BOTH SAY AT THE SAME TIME.

" YOUR HAIR...ITS UNSYMMETRICAL," KID SIGHS.

"UM SO IS YOURS TOO DUDE," THE GIRL LAUGHS. KID LOOKS AT HER WIERDLY.

"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?" HE GIRL SHRUGS HER SHOULDERS AND SMILES AT KID.

"OK...FOLLOW ME," KID SAYS AND PULLS THE GIRL TOWARD CRONA'S HOUSE. "CRONA!" KID YELLS WHEN THE GET THERE.

THERE'S NO REPLY SO KID POUNDS ON THE DOOR EIGHT TIMES. THE GIRL JUST SITS THERE AND WATCHES KID QUESTIONINGLY.

THE DOOR OPENS AND CRONA IS THERE IN HIS PAJAMAS. HIS EYES GO WIDE AND HE GAPS AT THE GIRL. "WHAT..THE," CRONA MUTTERS.

"I KNOW RIGHT," KID SHRUGS. "SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!" CRONA YELLS. KID ROLLS HIS EYES AT THE COMMENT. "SO... WHAT'S HER NAME," CRONA ASKS.

"UM I DONT KNOW SHE NEVER TOLD ME,' KID REPLIES. "MY NAME IS BRYN," SHE GIGGLES. CRONA LOOKS AT BRYN IN SUPRISE.

"HELLO MUN! NECE TA SEE YA!"

KID TURNS AROUND AND SEES SIR

WALKING TOWARDS THEM STILL WEARING HIS MULTI-COLORED STARTS LAUGHING QUIETLY.

"WOT OP MUN,HOW YE BEN MUN,?" HE ASKS WHEN HE REACHES THEM.

"IM CURSED! I HAVE THE SIR CURSE! HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE! EVERYWHERE I GO!" KID YELLS.

"HI!" BRYN SAYS. SIR TURNS TO HER. " HULLO YUNG'UN HOW YE DUIN?"

"IM GOOD SIR.." BRYN SAYS. "PLEESE CULL ME SIR HARRY YUNG'UN. BY THEE WAY YE LOOK LIKE KID FUR SUME REESON," HE SAYS. "GO AWAY! YOU'RE A PIECE OF GARBAGE! NO ONE LIKES YOU!" KID YELLS AND GLARES AT SIR HARRY.

"YOU'RE RIGHT HE IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE. I MEAN LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! THEY ARE UNSYMMETRICAL!" BRYN COMMENTS. SIR HARRY LOOKS AT HIS SHIRT. " BUT I LUVE ME SHERT MUN,"HE POUTS.

"WELL GOOD FOR YOU,"CRONA SNICKERS. " YE WANT TO LOOK AT UNSYMMTRICAL LOOK AT YE HAIR," SIR HARRY SAYS AND WALKS AWAY.

KID STARTS SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF. "ITS NOT FAIR! ITS NOT FAIR!"

BRYN GOES AND HUGS HIM. " ITS OK YOU'RE SYMMETRICAL TO ME," SHE STATES. CRONA STARTS LAUGHING LOUDLY AND BOTH KID AND BRYN GLARE AT HIM MEANLY. "WANT TO GO GET SOME SYMMETRICAL CHEESE?" KID ASKS.

"HMMM. SURE," BRYN SAYS AND HER AND KID WALK TO CHEESEQUEEN {NOT DAIRYQUEEN}

LATER ON THAT EVENING...

KID HAD JUST GOTTIN HOME FROM CHEESEQUEEN WITH BRYN. AFTER CHEESEQUEEN SHE HAD HEADED HOME AND SO DID KID. AS SOON AS HE OPENED THE DOOR THERE WAS SIR SITTING WITH HIS FATHER AT THE TABLE.

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" KID YELLS. " WHY MUN IM HEVIN SUM TEE WIT YE FETHER," HE ANSWERS. KID PICKS UP A NEARBY SYMMETRICAL VASE AND THROWS IT AT HIM. "GET OUT! YOU PIECE OF CRAP THAT EVERYONE HATES!" KID YELLS. "THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT OUR GUEST KID. GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!" LORD DEATH COMMANDS.

KID RUNS UP STAIRS AND SLAMS THE DOOR ANGERLY. "ANOTHER DAY RUINED BY THAT RETARD!" KID YELLS LOUDLY ON PURPOSE.

THE END FOR NOW.