Mr.president we have you're cake
by:Colette sophere
chapter one. the campaign (disclaimer: i don't own jack...or Jill...or the hill they fell down)
L stared confused at his ceiling. "um am i dead?" he thought for a moment "i was just dieing in the agency's main room!"
"President adviser Lawlight? PRESIDENT ADVISER LAWLIGHT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING PRESIDENT BUSH IS ABOUT TO MAKE HIS BIG SPEECH!!"
"um...the garden shrub you are addressing is the leader of this strange world am i correct?"without any warning L was grabbed by the arm and pulled no more like dragged in a fast pace across the floor before thrown onto a large stage in front of oh 6 or 7... million people!!
"Make you're speech vice president Lawlight!"shouted the rather large frightening women that had thrown him on the stage in the first place scared of not seeing the light of dawn again he cleared his throat and talked randomly the crowd with only 3 thoughts in his head the whole time.
1.how did i get here
2.how can i leave here
4.i need to make a plan
5. ...i want a lollipop
-later that day-
"Mr.Lawlight you have been elected as president congratulations!we will now announce you're full name on a banner across new york. I assure you you're picture will be on every T.V in the country""...i have fallen into he dimension for the retards..."
Well that was just a preview so I was bored feel free to flame me and yes the ideas sucks thank you for you're encouragement I will now go to sleep man! I am so tired god I'm of track anyway R&R! if you like me you will tell me how much you like my story reviews keep a writer going
next week: the laws of Ltopia