A/N: I have absolutely no idea where this came from, and it is absolute crack. You have been warned. Oh, for today's disclaimer special, we have the award winning line of "Sybill is drinking sherry, and I don't own Harry."

It melts in my mouth, or anywhere where there is warmth, for that matter.

I take another bite of the rich, dark, delicious food. This food is my life. I will never give it up, even if my friends tease me about my addiction to it. I really can't help it, I am a werewolf after all!

It is like a drug to me, I can never eat enough of it.

I hide the bar of Honeydukes' Finest under my pillow, as I hear James and Sirius thundering up the stairs to our dorm.

They are laughing and joking with each other, when they notice be sitting on my bed. Sirius speaks first, " Remus, we have a deal for you."

James picks up where he left off, saying "if you do not eat any oyomn for one-"

"Just what is this 'oyomn?'

Just to annoy me, I'm sure, they ignore me, and Sirius picks up their obviously rehearsed speech. "week, we will buy you as much of it as you want for the rest of the school year."

"I repeat, 'what is 'oyomn'?"'

"Figure it out," James says, as he reaches under my pillow, and takes my bar of Honeydukes' Finest.

I tell him to put it back, but, being James, he doesn't listen. I go for a more violent approach: attack him. We fall down the stairs into the common room, throwing hexes and punches at each other, until the Prefects put a stop to the fight.

Remus tried to ask his friends one more time, "what is oyomn? How can I avoid this oyomn if I don't know what it is?"

All he got was a cryptic response of "scramble scrabble."

That night, Remus dreamed of walking down to the Great Hall for breakfast, and finding everyone, teachers and students, chanting "Oyomn! Oyomn! Oyomn!"

He woke with a start, their chants ringing in his ears. Though, that might have been because Sirius and James were standing by his bed, chanting the same strange phrase that had haunted him in his dreams: "Oyomn! Oyomn! Oyomn!"

Remus mumbled a sleepy "shut up!" Of course, that didn't work, so he grabbed the bucket of cold water that had just appeared because the narrator wanted to have him throw it at James. To be contradictory, our hero threw it at Sirius. The narrator poured a bucket of water down Remus's next for ringing the scene. As the narrator stole James's invisibility cloak, Remus didn't see he and aimed the bucketful of water balloons at James, thanking Dobby for helping him, as Dobby is the first time traveling elf in existence.

Then, the water fight stopped as Remus noticed a voice narrating his every move. The narrator got annoyed and yelled at them to continue.

"Being over dramatic as usual-" the narrator was rudely cut off by Sirius.

"I am not overdramatic!" Sirius yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Being non-overdramatically overdramatic, Sirius thinks that the voices are coming back to haunt him, and assumes fetal position on the floor, wailing for his mother."

The rest of the day dissolved into unnarrated chaos as the narrator fled for her life.

Ecookies to whoever can tell me what 'oyomn' means! (Hint: I simply scrambled the letters of one character's name)

Also, this was written for the following competitions and challenges:

Hedley Song Challenge: Kiss You Inside Out.

Forbidden Word Competition, Level One, Lap One: Chocolate.

Fiddler on the Roof Character Challenge: Perchik.

Oh The Thinks You Can Think Competition: The Cat In The Hat.

War of the Elements Song Quotes: Water.

Fiddler on the Roof Song Challenge: Anatevka.

Delirium Challenge: "The deadliest of all deadly things: It kills you both when you have it and when you don't."

Before I Fall Competition/Challenge: "The thing is, you don't get to know."