A/N: Hmm... I don't know how to explain myself out of this, so I guess I won't. This was written in about 15 minutes in the wee hours. So try and enjoy :DD
How Teddy won Victoire over
"Teddy, I really don't know how to put this" a beautiful blonde girl said, lowering the bunch of fresh-picked gillie flowers a boy had just given her, "but I'm not into you in that way."
The boy's hair colour suddenly changed from bright pink to grey and he responded with a hint of despair in his voice:
"But Victoire! We were meant to be together! We made a promise and I'll always be true to you, I'll always love you! Don't you remember?"
The girl smiled sadly to the memory.
"How could I forget? But we were kids back then. Things change, people grow up… I've grown and so have you. Only we've grown in two very different directions. And you know I'll always love you too, just not in that way."
The boy, Teddy, looked somewhat devastated and his skin was growing whiter.
"Then what way? And why?"
The girl sighed.
"I couldn't love you like that even if I wanted to. And trust me, Teddy, I've tried. Real hard."
"Vicky… I don't understand what you're trying to tell me."
The girl turned to look away from the boy.
"What I'm trying to tell you is that… I actually prefer girls."
The boy looked dumbfounded. Even his hair got dazzled and changed into an odd mixture of purple, yellow and lime green.
"That's it?"
Now the girl looked just as dazzled.
"Pardon moi?"
"That was the reason you can't be with me? That's no big deal at all!"
The girl turned to walk away.
"Teddy, please. It is a big deal for me. It's who I am and what I –"
She fell silent as she saw the boy she had been talking to was no longer a boy.
"How about now?" asked the girl with a low voice and a colourful hair.
"Teddy! At least button up your shirt! Your… breasts are showing!"
"But they're quite impressive, aren't they?"
"Ted!"
"Fine, alright, I'll do it", Teddy said and started buttoning the shirt, "But… could you be with me if I looked like this?"
The blonde girl looked uneasy.
"I… I can't make you change your sex all because of me."
"Oh, that's OK. I do it all the time."
"All the time? How come I've never seen you look this se–I mean, looking like that?"
"Believe me, I do it whenever I'm alone."
Victoire giggled.
"That's so like you. But now you're almost prettier than me, even though I'm the one with the veela blood in my veins!"
"And I'm the one with the metamorphmagus blood. Deal with it."
All of a sudden the blonde girl started looking all dreamy.
"Imagine what genes our kids would get..."
"Kids? But I thought you just turned me down!" Teddy said teasingly.
"No girl would turn down a phenomenon like you… unless they were straight or something."
"I knew that in the end you couldn't resist my devotion to my feelings towards you", said Teddy and grabbed Victoire's hand.
Victoire laughed cheerfully and added:
"Or your rack."
"Want me to make it even bigger for you? 'Cause I could, you know."
Victoire just laughed heartily in response.