I do not own Naruto sadly if I did Sasuke and Sakura would be together. Well enjoy the story.
It started out like a Normal day.
"Dobe."
"Teme."
"Dobe."
"TEME!"
"Both of you shut the fuck up."
"B-but Sakura-Chan…"
"Right now!"
Okay a normal day for Team 7.
Both become silent. Those two are like four year olds fighting…no wait I can stand four year olds, but these two I'm stuck with, Sakura thought. She's PMSING Sasuke , Mouthed Naruto to Sasuke.
"Hm," Sasuke replied.
"Now would you both be so kind as to tell me why you're fighting?" Sakura said and asked.
"The Teme started it," Naruto said.
"Hn."
"Sasuke that's not a word," Sakura said sweat dropping.
"I'll tell you Sakura-Chan, I said Teme's gay, then he said 'Hn' so I yelled 'so you are', then he hit me and said 'Dobe', then I said 'Teme' , he said 'Dobe' then I said 'T…" Naruto said until Sakura interrupted him.
"Okay, I get it you can stop!" Sakura yelled.
"Dobe."
"Sooooooo, what does Mr. Emo have to say for himself," Sakura asked.
"Hn."
"Sasuke it's yes or no," Sakura said.
"Hn"
"Sasuke."
"Hn."
"Frickin asshole."
"Chico Bitch."
"Gay Ass Emo."
"Sakura, Sasuke…"Naruto started really scared.
"Oh Yeah you billboard brow bitch."
"Y-you Fucking Gay ass emo."
"OMFG Sakura's pissed off and is cussing, at the Teme, someone get me a video camera," Naruto yelled.
Both stopped and glared at Naruto. "Ohh, look at the time, I gotto go," Naruto yelled running off.
"Sorry Sasuke," Sakura said.
"…I'm sorry to," Sasuke said.
"OMG Sasuke apologized, did hell freeze over?" Sakura asked looking around.
"Sakura I'm seriously apologizing, I know you don't like being called Billboard brow," Sasuke said.
"Hn."
"Sakura that's my word," Sasuke said.
"Hn."
"Okay, Sakura answer me," Sasuke said.
"Hmp."
"Emo bitch."
Sakura turned to Sasuke and glared at him. "Gay Ass Emo."
Sasuke turned and glared back. "I'm NOT GAY!!"
"You sure could fool me," Sakura stated.
"I thought you would be jumping for joy, finding out I'm straight," Sasuke said.
"No I couldn't care less," Sakura said.
"So you don't like me anymore?" Sasuke asked.
"Hn."
"SAKURA."
"Why, do you care?" Sakura asked.
"U-um…"
"Sigh Sasuke, what's today?" Sakura asked.
"Monday," Sasuke said.
"No, the date," Sakura said.
"The first, why?" Sasuke asked.
"And the month?" Sakura asked.
"April, Yeah its April the first…"
"Exactly, April Fools," Sakura said laughing.
"And I call Naruto the Dobe," Sasuke said sighing.
"Don't worry Sasuke I still love you…opps," Sakura said then blushed.
"Hm, interesting," Sasuke said smirking.
"W-what," Sakura said red.
"April fools to you to," Sasuke said.
"Hn."
"Ha-ha, for the word's I said and I am gay," Sasuke said laughing.
"W-what," Sakura said about to cry.
"I'm joking," Sasuke said. Then grabbed Sakura and kissed her. When he stopped Sakura was redder than his Sharingan. Then he hugged her and whispered into her ear "April fools. I'm not gay," Sasuke said.
"R-really?" sakura asked.
"Yes and I love you," Sasuke whispered.
"I love you to," Sakura whispered back.
Then they shared one more kiss.
The End