"I can't believe he left me.", I said.
"Yeah, well he was an asshole anyways."
"Right."
"Yeah you didn't notice?"
"I was in 'love', remember?"
"Well you fucking suck at choosing who to love."
"I know. But I think I'm getting better at it, don't you think?"
"Really, Darling?", said Jasper.
"Well, I chose you didn't I?"