Just Some Wonderful Headcanons About Our Favorite People
The Newsies Have Game Night
So Albert and Race are in an intense game of Candyland
Romeo and Elmer are playing too, but they sit there awkwardly
Albert and Race are very good at trash talking
Especially in Italian
Jack covers Crutchie's ears when Race throws out the word 'puttana'
Crutchie is confused
Jack is determined to protect his innocence
Katherine, Davey, and Les are in an intense game of Scrabble
They are all freakishly good
Like freakishly
They all use words no one else has heard of
Katherine wins
Les pouts
Davey's face turns red
Neither of the siblings like to lose
They're good sports
Katherine makes them fan her with newspapers
She is their queen
Jojo, Henry, and Buttons are playing Uno
Big mistake
They keep using reverse cards
Jojo teared up when Henry pulled out a +4 on him
It was not pretty
Friendships were put on hold
Things were said
This time, not in another language
Crutchie heard and understood
Crutchie is still in disbelief at Button's foul mouth
He almost got a bar of soap out
Smalls, Finch, Tommy Boy, Specs, and Mush are sitting in the corner
The Game of Life sits in front of them
Finch has like thirty-seven kids
No one knows how
Mush is in debt
He keeps cursing his decision to go to college
Smalls is actually doing good
He has a wife, a house, two kids, and a decent job
They are all surprised at this
Smalls is the most surprised of all
He accepts it though
Tommy Boy has some money
He's a cop
He laughed when he drew that card
For some reason he's the closest to death
Yet he doesn't have any kids
Specs is distraught
He landed on the tornado square eleven times
He's had to restart eleven times
Specs has graduated college eleven times
He doesn't know whether to proud or distressed about that
The Newsies all end the night with one big game of Cards Against Humanity
Big mistake
They have an award show after
That's how extra they are
Romeo wins 'Most Inappropriate'
Race wins 'Most Random'
Crutchie gets a participation award and doesn't stop smiling for two hours
Finch won 'Most Confusing'
Katherine won 'Wordiest'
Albert wins 'Saltiest Mouth'
Elmer wins 'Most Likely to be a Nun'
Les joins Crutchie with a participation award. He pouts though
Davey won 'Stupidest Person'
He looks exasperated but not confused
Davey knows what goes on in their heads
He wished he didn't
Specs won 'Blind as a Bat'
Specs couldn't read the words on the card
Mush didn't win anything
He slept through most of the game
Smalls won 'Most Nostalgic'
All of his cards were references to the earlier times
Tommy Boy almost started crying when he thought about those simpler times
Tommy Boy got the 'Most Emotional' award
That one was obvious
Jack won 'Power Hungry Dictator'
He got a little controlling during the rounds
Crutchie was low key scared
Henry got 'Most Optimistic'
He smiled and made a cheerful comment
Albert groaned
Albert is a pessimist
Jojo won 'Cynical Cyclone'
His cards were depressing
Buttons
Dear God Buttons
Buttons needs a therapist
"A romantic dinner wouldn't be complete without some self loathing!"
Elmer just patted him awkwardly on the back as he cackled
Buttons thought he was hilarious
The others were seriously concerned
yEe YeE! first chapter is done. go ahead and give me suggestions. i'll most likely do them. i'm bored and school work is not an option. yEe YeE!