Hey guys! A story of complete randomness, a story I had to come up with in one minute (what can I say, me and my friend TheJellyBaby play weird games) here is a crackfic (a little like some others I have come up with!) enjoy.

DPOV

I looked over to my best friend, the monkey named Boots. He returned my glance with a look of desire and loathing. My eyes flickered to the small speck of blood on his arm, from injecting his latest dose of whatever drug he takes. Poor monkey. Swiper, my sort of, partly boy-friend-ish person fox thing, squeezed my hand.

"You alright hon?" he questioned,

"Yeah 'course!" I answered in a falsely cheery voice. I was still bewildered with Boot's expression. We carried on walking through the woodland path, then moved into a clearing, and unfortunately, also a carnivorous pansy, about the size of a yacht. And in a swoop, it ate Swiper… tail and all.

"NO! SWIPER!" I screamed (I think about every dog in the area became deaf because of that scream! Woops)

"Mwahahaha!" laughed the purple monkey, a safe distance from the pink flower. "Here's my chance!" he moved his wide-eyed stare of insanity and longing to me, they had a glassy sheen over them. Definitely over the edge on drugs.

"Boots, what are you talking about?" I was a little anxious (and understandably distraught, I mean come on! My fox, boyfriend guy had just been eaten! Life officially sucked from the moment on)

The purple cartoon character strolled over, "Dora, will you do me the pleasure of going, and making out with me?" he asked, and for once he looked ok, slightly cute, not pissed or wasted, and waiting for an answer.

"Um, Boots? This is a little fast paced if you don't mind, I would much rather w-" I was abruptly cut off by him kissing me, hard. Against my will I kissed back…geez! He moves in quick! His mouth was practically a hoover! I now know how the phrase "sucking face" came to be. Suddenly a scream filled the air, Boots' tail whacked my cheek as he sailed upward, and evidently we were not far enough away from the pansy. In one swift chomp he was in the thing's mouth, I heard a sickening crack. His spine I'm betting, and there he goes. My best friend and boy-friend had both been eaten by a pink polka dotted pansy with teeth in less than 5 minutes. Life sucks.

Weird? All of them mental? I honestly have no idea what was going through my head when I wrote this. Well! R&R! peace out.