NUSERY GRIPES
SETTING: Jaune's dorm room.
Jaune
Hey Ruby, do you want to play with us?
Ruby
Sure what is it? Cops and Robbers? Dimwits in Dungeons? Pin the Tail on the Grimm?
(Ruby pulls out her scythe)
Jaune
Uh, I think Yang wanted to play ring around the rose-
Ruby
(Horrified) Jaune what have you done?!
Jaune
What it's just a simple game of-
Ruby
That's where you're wrong! Yang takes things like this pretty seriously. Just look what happened to Weiss
(Weiss s shown in a wheelchair with a broken leg. She also has a bit of char to her, possibly from the Ember Celica.)
Weiss
It was supposed to be a simple game of leapfrog.
Jaune
Oh no.
(Yang opens the door.)
Yang
Hellooooo! Are you guys ready to play?
Jaune
Actually Yang, um well you see we might have to-
Yang
You wouldn't be trying to cancel our play date, (Yang looms over Jaune and fire surrounds them both.) would you?
Jaune
Of course not. I just wanted to tell you that Ruby wanted to join us.
Ruby
(Death stare)
Just couldn't suffer alone could ya?
Jaune
Of course not.
Yang
Perfect! Let's start.
(Yang grabs Jaune and Ruby and begins to swing them around.)
Ring around the rosie, a blasty
(Yang punches Ruby and the blast from the Ember Celica sends her flying.)
For my foesies.
Jaune
No wait!
Yang
Ashes,
(Yang launches Jaune with a last from her Ember Celica. Crashing noises are heard along with a grunt from Ruby.)
Ashes
Jaune
My back!
Yang
I burn them all!
(Jaune and Ruby are seen within the wreckage of the dorm room.)
Ruby
Next time(Cough) say no.
Jaune
(Cough) At least she got it out of her system.
(Yang has Nora and Phyrra sitting has as she prances around and taps them with each word.)
Yang
Duck. Duck. Duck.
(Yang pauses and looks at an excited Nora and a frightened Phyrra.)
Yang
Goose!
(Yang then launches Nora with her Ember Celica. Nora screams with glee. Phyrra sighs in relief.)
Nora
That was awesome! Again! Again!
Yang
See, that's the spirit.
THE END