The true reason why Iwa hates Namikaze Minato!
Written by TLROTP (The Last Rising Of The Phoenix)
I don't own Naruto
Or Monty Pythons "And now for something completely different".
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There they where, 200 strong verses the 600 hundred of Iwa! All seemed lost, but there was still hope!
This hope came in the form of Namikaze Minato, one of the best Jonin konoha ever had!
Just as the soon to be slaughter was about to begin Minato brought out his trump card! No not the Hiraishin no Jutsu but something much worse!
Now you probably wondering what this thing is that can beat the all powerful Hiraishin no Jutsu, well the answer is… A note.
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Well not just any old note but a note with writing on!
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So just before the pseudo bloody battle was gonna start the Great Namikaze Minato told his soldiers to close there ears or die?!
So of cause they listened.
After which he said something which was so awesome, so cool, so funny that according to the people that where there the whole Iwa Army fell down and laughed?!
They laughed so hard that after twenty minutes straight over 90% of them died. The other 10% were either taken as prisoners of war or Knocked out and left there.
It was at that time still unknown what exactly he said that caused this reaction but it was still enough to give him the title of Yondaime Hokage.
But recent discoveries have led us to the exact words that he said that night! They were:
My dog has no nose!
How does it smell?
Awful!!!!!
Indeed he truly was a genius.
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My First one shot ever written
Please be nice in your reviews!
This one-shot will now explode
Goodbye!