Title: The adventures of Jack and Ianto

Chapter Title: Ianto can we…

Warnings: None (I think)

Pairings: Jack/Ianto

Summary: Jack wants something and Ianto refuses to give it to him.

A.N: I was feeling depressed today, reading so many negative things on the internet bought their relationship. "Oh Jack loved Gwen more" "Ianto was secretly evil" "Jack used Ianto only for sex" "Ianto was too closed off for anyone to know him" yada yada yada so I'm writing this little series to cheer myself up and anyone else who's feeling a little low. Enjoy x

'Ianto can we...'

'No'

'Ianto please…'

'I said no'

'But what if we…'

'No!'

'Please'

'NO!'

'Why, not?'

'Because it's stupid and impossible'

'It's not impossible'

'Well it's definitely unhygienic'

'We do a lot of other things you claim to be unhygienic'

'And I will put a end to them too if you won't let this go'

'What if I promised I'll wash it everyday to keep it clean?'

'I would reply with I don't care we're not doing it'

'But Ianto…'

'No Jack no, we are not keeping the alien, creature you found while walking back from the bank that you "claimed" had followed you home'

'But it did'

'You were carrying it into the hub'

'But it has such short legs; it would have followed me if it could'

'Jack!'

'Ianto you're always the one telling me to show my commitment for our relationship, well if we adopt this, whatever it is then that's a step in strengthening our relationship'

'No I think a step to strengthen our relationship is if you did the washing up once in a while'

'You're beginning to sound like such a woman'

*glare*

'Sorry Ianto'

*sigh* 'Jack just no, think were would we put it? If the pterodactyl gets a glimpse of it, it will be down her throat in a matter of minutes and who knows if that thing is poisonous'

'We could keep it with us'

'In that hole you have us sleep in? I think not, unless you want to loose all your benefits'

'But Ianto, what else can we do with it if it can't stay with us?'

'When I've checked out what the creature is I will give it to a nice family and say that it was a puppy that had been used for experimentation'

'A family with a big house?'

'Yes'

'And a big back garden?'

'Yes'

'And kids who will play with it all the time'

'Yes Jack'

'Thank you'

'You're welcome…oh and Jack about our relationship….'

'You know there's a big pile of washing that desperately needs my attention' *runs*

*smirk* 'Of course there is'

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