Ashlyn: Hello, welcome to our Late Night Talk Show. Persephone and Kakalina aren't with us now but will be soon. So yeah. -sits behind desk.- Jordyn and I are here, so it's all good.
Jordyn: Yes well, Jordyn is also hungry and bored. So GOOD NIGHT FOLKS! -runs to the tv-
Persephone: -enters.-
Ashlyn: Well, now we have Persephone here, with Jordyn gone.
Persephone: Whooooooooooa.
Ashlyn: Welcome to the Late Night Talk Show, Persephone. o.o At four in the afternoon. -.-
Persephone: Ello ello
Kakalina: -enters.-
Ashlyn: Welcome to the Maraudette Talk Show, Kakalina.
Kakalina: HI! -walks in- Its so good to be here -burp- Sorry XD
Persephone: -sits down, legs crossed over eachother- .. -hands a pencil for ashlyn to throw toward the camera-
Ashlyn: Hmm - this just in. Blackouts are being spotted around America. You can catch it now on your CBS channels.
Persephone: -smile- That's wonderful.
Kakalina: That's so cheesy and ironic.
Ashlyn: Yeah, I know. Anyway. This is the first thing of the Maraudette Late Night Talk Show. We're such a rip off of Tom Green and Jay Leno. BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES.
Persephone: WE'RE FUCKING IDIOTS
-Where will Ashlyn sleep tonight-
Ashlyn: Oh, dear God. o.o
-A.) In the Whomping Willow
B.) In James's bed, with him in it [MOLEST]
C.) In Snape's Potion Classroom-
Ashlyn: O.O
Kakalina: O.O
Persephone: B! B! B! B! B! B! B! B!
Ashlyn: Go to our vote polls at http://fanfiction.net/~themaraudettes right now and vote!
Kakalina: We have polls? =)
Ashlyn: WE'LL MAKE THEM -.-
Persephone: GOOD IDEA! O_O
Ashlyn: Yeah, I know. I'm a genius. :D
Persephone: -steals the pencil and throws it at the wrong camera-
Ashlyn: WHAT THE FUCK o.o BAD GIRL -.-
Persephone: Well....Other hosts do that.
Ashlyn: Don't you wanna be orginal?!
Persephone: No!
Ashlyn: assfucker o.o
Kakalina: LMAO
-Kakalina and Jordyn's Hogwarts Adventures-
Kakalina: What? O_O
Ashlyn: :D
-A video comes on the screen...with Kakalina with a chainsaw running around the studio stage and saws off some of the desk-
Kakalina: Hehehe :D
Ashlyn: Well. That was lovely. Moving on. o.o
Kakalina: o_o Yup.
Ashlyn: Uhh, what else...GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH JAMES! ;.;
Kakalina: LMAO
Ashlyn: HE'S MY BROTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Kakalina: Hehehe.
Ashlyn: Let's have a guest staaaaaaaar come on the show.
Stacy's Mom: -walks in.- ;) ... STIFF UPPER LIP!
Ashlyn: You okay there Stacy's Mom?
Persephone: -still remains seated, a gigantic grin plastered upon her face- That's wonderful!
Ashlyn: Yeah, I know, isn't it?
Persephone: Yes it is! -cringes on the inside-
Ashlyn: Anyway...o.o Stacy's mom, you can get off the show now. -shoves you out.-
Stacy's Mom: o.o -comes out with just a towel on.- ;)
Persephone: That's wonderful.
Stacy's Mom: Oh, yeah.
Ashlyn: DEAR GOD! WE DON'T WANT YOU ON THE SHOW ANYMORE, YOU SLUT!
Kakalina: LMAO
Ashlyn: JORDYN'S BACK! Welcome back!
Persephone: Welcome back to the show, J.
Ashlyn: ...We need another guest star. o.o Let's have Sirius come on. SIRIUSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GET YOUR ASS HERE!
Sirius: -runs in.-
Jordyn: SIRIUS! You can sit next to me, babe. 8)
Sirius: ._. -sits next to Jordyn.-
Jordyn: -big grin-
Ashlyn: -.-
Jordyn: ._. what are YOU "-.-"ing about? You're just jeeaaaloouuusss!
Ashlyn: NO I'M NOT O.o
Jordyn: Omg Sirius, you get strip searched by a pretty banshee in Draco Sinister who LIKES it! -beats up the banshee- ;
Sirius: Umm - okay...
Ashlyn: Anyway, Sirius, what was your latest prank?
Sirius: My latest prank was - err - I forgot. Better ask James.
Ashlyn: -.- Okay. Well, that's - uh - all the time we have for today. Don't forget to do the polls ! Thank you! (VOTE FOR C!! And vote by reviewing! HAHA!)
Jordyn: Yes well, Jordyn is also hungry and bored. So GOOD NIGHT FOLKS! -runs to the tv-
Persephone: -enters.-
Ashlyn: Well, now we have Persephone here, with Jordyn gone.
Persephone: Whooooooooooa.
Ashlyn: Welcome to the Late Night Talk Show, Persephone. o.o At four in the afternoon. -.-
Persephone: Ello ello
Kakalina: -enters.-
Ashlyn: Welcome to the Maraudette Talk Show, Kakalina.
Kakalina: HI! -walks in- Its so good to be here -burp- Sorry XD
Persephone: -sits down, legs crossed over eachother- .. -hands a pencil for ashlyn to throw toward the camera-
Ashlyn: Hmm - this just in. Blackouts are being spotted around America. You can catch it now on your CBS channels.
Persephone: -smile- That's wonderful.
Kakalina: That's so cheesy and ironic.
Ashlyn: Yeah, I know. Anyway. This is the first thing of the Maraudette Late Night Talk Show. We're such a rip off of Tom Green and Jay Leno. BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES.
Persephone: WE'RE FUCKING IDIOTS
-Where will Ashlyn sleep tonight-
Ashlyn: Oh, dear God. o.o
-A.) In the Whomping Willow
B.) In James's bed, with him in it [MOLEST]
C.) In Snape's Potion Classroom-
Ashlyn: O.O
Kakalina: O.O
Persephone: B! B! B! B! B! B! B! B!
Ashlyn: Go to our vote polls at http://fanfiction.net/~themaraudettes right now and vote!
Kakalina: We have polls? =)
Ashlyn: WE'LL MAKE THEM -.-
Persephone: GOOD IDEA! O_O
Ashlyn: Yeah, I know. I'm a genius. :D
Persephone: -steals the pencil and throws it at the wrong camera-
Ashlyn: WHAT THE FUCK o.o BAD GIRL -.-
Persephone: Well....Other hosts do that.
Ashlyn: Don't you wanna be orginal?!
Persephone: No!
Ashlyn: assfucker o.o
Kakalina: LMAO
-Kakalina and Jordyn's Hogwarts Adventures-
Kakalina: What? O_O
Ashlyn: :D
-A video comes on the screen...with Kakalina with a chainsaw running around the studio stage and saws off some of the desk-
Kakalina: Hehehe :D
Ashlyn: Well. That was lovely. Moving on. o.o
Kakalina: o_o Yup.
Ashlyn: Uhh, what else...GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH JAMES! ;.;
Kakalina: LMAO
Ashlyn: HE'S MY BROTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Kakalina: Hehehe.
Ashlyn: Let's have a guest staaaaaaaar come on the show.
Stacy's Mom: -walks in.- ;) ... STIFF UPPER LIP!
Ashlyn: You okay there Stacy's Mom?
Persephone: -still remains seated, a gigantic grin plastered upon her face- That's wonderful!
Ashlyn: Yeah, I know, isn't it?
Persephone: Yes it is! -cringes on the inside-
Ashlyn: Anyway...o.o Stacy's mom, you can get off the show now. -shoves you out.-
Stacy's Mom: o.o -comes out with just a towel on.- ;)
Persephone: That's wonderful.
Stacy's Mom: Oh, yeah.
Ashlyn: DEAR GOD! WE DON'T WANT YOU ON THE SHOW ANYMORE, YOU SLUT!
Kakalina: LMAO
Ashlyn: JORDYN'S BACK! Welcome back!
Persephone: Welcome back to the show, J.
Ashlyn: ...We need another guest star. o.o Let's have Sirius come on. SIRIUSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GET YOUR ASS HERE!
Sirius: -runs in.-
Jordyn: SIRIUS! You can sit next to me, babe. 8)
Sirius: ._. -sits next to Jordyn.-
Jordyn: -big grin-
Ashlyn: -.-
Jordyn: ._. what are YOU "-.-"ing about? You're just jeeaaaloouuusss!
Ashlyn: NO I'M NOT O.o
Jordyn: Omg Sirius, you get strip searched by a pretty banshee in Draco Sinister who LIKES it! -beats up the banshee- ;
Sirius: Umm - okay...
Ashlyn: Anyway, Sirius, what was your latest prank?
Sirius: My latest prank was - err - I forgot. Better ask James.
Ashlyn: -.- Okay. Well, that's - uh - all the time we have for today. Don't forget to do the polls ! Thank you! (VOTE FOR C!! And vote by reviewing! HAHA!)