A/N: Hello, this is my first fanfic, and this is a story of how Hary Potter decided to take on Arzog, and Rule Middle Earth. This story is probably going to be SERIOUSLY RANDOM, so you have been warned! Don't forget to review!
Chapter 1
Harry Potter grinned. After he had been thrown into Middle Earth, everything was easy. He simply had had to say, "AVADA KEDAVRA", and Arzog fell before him. Same with Saron and Saruman. But Harry didn't know which side to take now that he had taken over
all the bad rulers. He would probably go there. He stood up from the grass, and walked over to the dark side. Besides, he heard there was lots of cupcakes on that side. WAIT A MINUTE! THERE WERE CUPCAKES?!
He ran over to the cupcake side. MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! The cupcake side cheered for him. Now, that he had got the cupcakes, he'll just have to get Hermione and Ron to join him. Harry grinned evilly. He could give Ron a Darth Vader costume, and Hermione, a
Katniss Everdeen costume. He might give himself a Voldemort costume. But the real reason he was going to give them those costumes, was because, EVERONE liked those people, and they would give all of their cupcakes to them. Then, he could steal
all of theirs! It was the perfect plan. Right? WHAT? Of course I am going to betray them, wouldn't you do that for cupcakes? WHY Y-
Oh, never mind.
Hermione: Where is Harry?
Ron: He went to become a dark lord.
Hermione: WHAT?
Ron: It's not my f-
Hermione: Tackles Ron
Harry: Hey! Come join the dark side!
Hermione: Stop fooling around you stupid boys! You need to finish your potions homework!
Ron: Can you do i-
Hermione: NO!
Harry: It's only a story remember?!
Hermione: Oh, right. Well, GET TO WORK THEN! OR ELSE…
Harry & Ron: 0_0
A/N: Yes, I know it was horrible. The next chapter will be better, I promise!