AN: hullo dis is mah first fanfic plz r&r k glomps to editors .

my name is Yumi Harakishi Yamamoto (LIKE SHIGIRO MIYAMOTO ZOMG HE IS SO AMAZING). i slowly walked up to teh sorting hat and she said "I DONT NEED YOUR SORTATION I KNOW WHERE TO GO!" everywun in the whole dining room gasped as I walked over to the griffindor table. i'm a firts year griffydore so i walked over to the table and i said "GREETINGS AND HELLO FELLOW GRIIFYDOREE" they smiled at me becuz i was azn and dey wer all azn too.

neways when i went up to my room they lewked at me all wierd but den i glomped dem so it was okay. but like bassically we were walking down the halls to hour first clazz and when we saw the hawtest azn boi evar srsly. we went up to him and waz all "hey sup wanna go to da dance" and he said yes becuz im rly rly sexy and im not even anorexic and my parents aren't alcoholcs that beat me evry single day and i dont have to hide in the basement because daddy is in a bad mood becuz he got demoted at work again and he wanted to take it out on me.

but neway when we got to our first class the teahcer ms mcgogogol lookes at nme and she says "HELLO IT APPRS WE HAAV A BEW STUDENT" and then she showed me to the class and then I shoite a spells and they all said "WOW YOU AMAZING AT MAGIC" and so then we had a party in the cleass to celevrate how gewd I was at magic :3

so den after dat I had a few moar classes and then I went into dumbkadores offiz and he said to me "YUMI YOU ARE AMAZNG AT MAGC PLZ HAV A RIBBON" and den he gaved me a ribon and then I went abd I slept for the rest of the day...

BUT SUDEENLY I AWOKE ARISING FROM MY BEDSPOT. Then I lookes at the walls and I see a bad cace is VIOLDRMORT AND THEN...

to be cont'd