Complete utter crackfic! Written in under 2 minutes at TheJellyBaby's house. It's just what we do! (It is great fun! We have a list of subject e.g. twilight, doctor who, then the genres and we make up a story! Yay!) enjoy my badly written story! There are things that don't physically make sense, but that's just that I'm afraid! :P
The golden trio hiked up the Alps, it was treacherous. Hermione had already fallen a few times, without Ron and Harry she would probably collapsed long ago. They were running from he-who-must-not-be-named, and while running up the mountains, they came across a swamp. (don't ask! It was 11 at night and I was on a sugar high! :D) the three walked past without a second glance, and therefore did not see the red caps. Small, strong hands clapped onto their mouths and dragged them into the swamp. In a swirl of black, red and blazing orange, they were plunged into what appeared to be known as hell. All huddled together in the flames and surrounded by tortuous screams of agony. Harry glanced up in terror and saw something even worse than Voldemort, the devil himself. (A/N I won't even try to describe what he looks like, envision him however you like) obviously, they ran. Hermione conjured up a ladder to climb out of hell, and they all scrambled up.
"What the hell just happened!" Ron exclaimed (A/N hehe, see what I did there? No? ah well…)
"It appears we visited hell, we even saw the devil." Hermione said quite reasonably.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? The exact people I was looking for. Boys, get 'em." They turned around to see Greyback and a group of Voldemorts followers.
"Bloody Hell!" Was all that Ron said at this time.
A moment later they found themselves in front of the Dark Lord. Bound and wandless.
"You need to go to the swamp" harry said to him.
"Excuse me?"
"The swamp in the Alps! There is someone there that will overthrow you! Swiftly and quietly, you will DIE."
"Alright then, take us there Potter, show us this person." (A/N Voldemort is a little thick and Happy at this moment…idiot) the three and Voldemort apparated to the swamp. Hermione, Harry and Ron quickly jumped back to a safe distance and watched apprehensively as Voldemort was grabbed by the red caps and dragged down to hell.
VPOV
I looked around at the flames and torture happening around me, and then I saw him. The devil I'm guessing.
"STUPEFY!" well, it was the first spell I thought of! He flicked away the red light and proceeded to bellow an incantation and a stream of fire shot towards me. I blocked it easily, pointing my wand toward Satan, I shouted,
"AVADA KADAVRA!" just as he said another incantation, apparently a killing curse too, as a few moments later I was in chains and agony. I was never to leave hell, stuck in eternal excruciating agony.
General POV
"He's dead! And so is the devil!" Ron bellowed, they all celebrated in ecstasy, thinking that they were all free. But little did they know… that there was a Voldemort junior…
Ta da! My fail of a Harry Potter crackfic! I had next to nil inspiration. But whatever! R&R :D