V1
Have you ever noticed nowadays
How 3D seems to be the latest craze
It's the newest fad
Could it be all that bad ?
Perhaps there is money to be made ?
Chorus
My equation is so easy
3D equals money
It's so simple, can't you see ?
3D equals money
No matter the show
No matter the plot
It could bomb and be a total flop
But with these swell glasses
Money you've got
3D equals money
Spoken-
Leo: Max, I don't really see how this is going to work !
Max: We've gotten through dire straights before, Leo ! I guarentee this won't fail !
Leo: (meekly) Then, let's do it !
V2
In these times comedy's the way
Modern man escapes the drudgery
Of the every day
What if we filed a comedy in 3D
It's so bloody simple !
Can't you see ?
Chorus 2x til fade