(Just so you know I made this up myself hmmm...odd, but hey...!)

The, (whatever you wana call it)!

starring:

Miyoko Mizu Nazumi--guys get heart eyes & nosebleeds

Darks Sasuke Uchiha--no 1 speaks, hes 2 FINE!

Lover-boy--girls scream & faint cuz he's so HOTT!

J-man--silence, no crickets chirping either

--narrator

To get you to a place where you will understand we will start off with a small intro.

(one day Miyoko aka: Miyo-Chan Miyo is walking along and decides to go a park. Now she's kinda known because she has sang at a lot of places before. She is not FAMOUS but she's known. Anyway, so she is walking along when some guys come up to her.)

J-man: Hey, I still love you ok? I want to go back out with you still...!

Miyo: its been like a year and you are still thinking about that?

J-man: Yeah, cuz I really REALLY love you!

Miyo: How can you expect me to want to go back with you after what you did to me? Can you just leave me alone?!

J-man does not leave her alone. 10 min later 2 guys show up.

DSasu: Hey! That's Miyo-Chan isn't it?

(LB & DS go over to Miyo) Hey, Is this guy bothering you?

loverboy: Cant I have a better name?! no! now say your lines ya ya whatever If he is we can get rid of him for you, Miyoko.

J-man: (anger mark on head) No! WTH are you?! Go Away! She is my girlfriend!

Loverboy: It doesn't look like that to me...and I think I would know.

DSasu: Yeah. From What I heard sounds like she wants you to leave.

Miyo: I think what J-man means to say is he "used" to e my BF. He is not now. Remember I told you about it about a year ago?

DSasu/LB: Yeah, I remember...(they glare at him)

DSasu: I thought you left her alone a while ago?

J-man: What's it to you? Its not like you are her BF.

DSasu/LB: Yeah I am!!(glares at each other with huge anger marks)

Miyo: You guys! Not right now. You can fight over me later.(said in an annoyed voice)

J-man:(grabs Miyo and tries to run off with her) you WILL become my GF again!

Miyo: No! Leave me alone! LB DSasu, Help me!

(the other two guys catch up with J-man and deliver something to him)

(1 hour later)

J-man:(walks like a drunk man from beatings) whooooaaa mannnn...! Heh, I like the stars...Hay is that a monkey???

Hi pretty monkeeeey...!!! OMG! its trying to kiss me!! AHHHHH!! ITS A BUTRAPING MONKEY! SOMEBODY HELLPP

HELLLllll...pp..p..pp...

(one hour later)

J-man: I think...I'm...gonna...puke...(he pukes on a popo and gets sent to jail for assaulting a police officer)

if u want to see who Miyo gets with, DS or LB, ask me to write more but first you have to tell me what you thought of this. if u liked it I make the 2nd installment even more funny

---Miyoko Nazumi signing off!